I decided to re-re-write this because I can... and the old one was pretty anti-social.
I'm Lemon, I'm a column cleaner here on UG which means I clean the column sections. Makes sense when you think about it.
Currently I'm interested in Politics (although I don't take as much of an interest in it as most of the Politics thread Regs), Formula 1 (although the season is over until March) and MMA (although I'm an armchair enthusiast due to lack of funds for training).
You may see me arguing contradictory viewpoints on separate occasions. This will be because I've flip-flopped on the issue, I'm playing Devil's Advocate or I'm being hypocritical (all of us are in some way).
I don't tend to check my profile comments so if you want to get in touch, whether it's friendly messages or hate mail (I enjoy both), PMs are your best bet.