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Monday, February 15, 2010

The hunters and the hunted (story)

prologue it all begins


My name is lucky and i am here to inform the youths of the evil of mankind as well as the existence of the supernatural and paranormal. it begins with a young boy of about nine months he's happy, his parents love him and both work good jobs the father a lawyer the mother a doctor one day before the father met his wife and had a son he accepted the case of a serial killer he gets the conviction but 15 years later he gets out on parole and comes seeking revenge. now let's jump forward a bit the man is happily married and has his son. one night he lays his son down to bed kisses his forehead and tucks him in he goes down to the living room opens a beer sitting down in his favorite chair the man turns on the T.V. somewhere in the house a solitary windows open and a shadowy figure crawls in a glint of silver in his hand and a glassy evil look in his cold soulless eyes he bends down and pulls a keg of gasoline in through the window with a fuse tied to it. he lights the fuse and sneaks around as the mans wife walks out of the bathroom and asks what he is doing he grabs her wrist and slits her throat the warm blood dripping down his hand the figures eyes light up "the excitement the thrill it's been so long he whispers in a raspy voice and walks into the living room  sneaking up on the man he stabs him multiple times he walks towards the stairs as the keg explodes  as the fire crawls along the walls like demons out of hell the figure walks into the boy's room as he is about to slit his throat a black mist trickles in through the open window and fills the home room as it dissipates the room is empty the boy is gone and the figure is bruise3d and beaten in the woods. now we we will jump forward the boy is 16 he is known as Lucky no last name no family only a gang that's not really a gang more a group of detectives solving murders in hopes of finding one man.
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

again jacked from sis im paranoid too :D

If you get more than 30 I strongly recommend some counseling!

IF you get more than 20 you’re paranoid.

If you get 10-20 then u are normal.

If you get 10 or less you’re fearless.

People who don’t have any are full of shit!

I Fear…

[ ] the dark
[] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] black cats
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[X] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] lakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/​lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/​girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/​girlfriends mom
[ ] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling
[x] clowns
[x] large crowds of people
[] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[x] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[x] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[] snakes
[x] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[ ] monsters under my bed (as in scary people)
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs if they were alive
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speeds
[ ] throwing up
[ ]falling in love
My Total:23
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

totally jacked from my sis

What is your childhood nickname?
LJ, Lucky
 
how old were you when you had your first crush?
  i forget i was in 4th grade though
 
who was he/she?
kendra something or other
 
who was your first kiss?
heather :@
 
how old were you?

 15
are you a virgin?
yes
 
have you ever stayed at a guy/girls house when your parents thought you were with friends?
 nope my mom would find out anyway so i tell her
 
who is your crush right now?
hmmmmmm i would have to say the question is bethy
 
have you ever snuck out of your house?

 yes a few times
what was the worst dare you attempted?
i dont do dares
 
what size of shoe do you wear?
9 or ten not sure 
 
what color are the underwear you are wearing righ now?
blue
 
what does the 7th text in your phone say?
dont know my phones broken
 
was the last missed call you had from the opposite sex?
yep
 
who was it?
lisa
 
do you like that person?
 i used to
 
what is inside your notebook on the first page?
probaly song lyrics if its the note book im thinking of
 
on the last page?
i havent got that far 
 
how many text messages in your phone are from your crush?
none
what does one of them say?
nothing dipshit read the last answer duh!!!
 
post one of your enemies # here....
i forget the number
 
what is your enemies name?
heather roberts
 
would you care if someone prank called them?
about as much as i want her alive btw thats not at all
 
what size of pants do you wear?
29  
 
what is the weirdest place you have had sex?
 nowhere look up you lazy eyed bastard
 
would you kiss chris brown?
NO im sorry but i dont bat for that team

how old are you?
15
 
how old do you tell people you are?
.....15
 
is your crush older than you?
no
 
does your crush know you like him/her?
yes
 
if the president seen you naked what would you tell him?
  why the fuck would you walk in on me in the shower now get the fuck out!
 
 
has your best freind ever cheated on his/her girlfriend?
yes he has
 
was this recently?
idk

who was it with?
  dont know
 
do you hate your boy/girlfriends ex?
no
 
is it because you are jealous of him/her?
LMAO nahh 
 
what size is your penis/bra?
do you think i walk around with a ruler cause if so your sadly mistaken
 
have you ever had a 1 night stand?
 no
 
with who?
............ 
 
would you do it again?
..................i wouldnt do it!  
 
are you with somebody but constantly thinking of someone else?
maybe >.>
 
do you miss your ex?
nope 
 
would you ever get back with him/her?
after what she did to me hell no
50
And finally.....have you ever kissed the same sex as yourself?EVER?PROOMISE?
no no no
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Saturday, April 11, 2009

the legend of ells cry

The children sit in a semi circle in front of an aging man. The man takes a breath and begins to speak” so what story do you want to hear?” he asks in a deep resonating deep voice.

“The legend of ells cry’s!” the kids declare in excited tones.

“Very well first let me recount this legend”

It all began due to what was long believed to be just a fairy tale of elves and great evil the truth is that it was all-true the legend goes a bit like this. Long ago there were elves but also there were demons the demons persecuted the elves and vice versa. But the elves and demons wanted to end it all so they fought a great war when the elves won they sealed the demons in a great tree named the ell cry. They predicted that once the seal broke there would be a descendent of the elves that would defeat the demons once again now this is not the story I want to tell again but I will now tell you about this hero.

 

 

 

I awake to the crowing of a rooster outside my window “how strange” I think only to remember the neighbors wanted to get a rooster and went to get it the other day. I get out of bed with a groan and walk over to the mirror I am a tall but not overly so gentleman my hair is black and long my eyes a piercing blue my build thin but athletic. I roll my shoulders to work out the cinks my wife walks over and lays her head on my shoulder. “have a goodnights sleep hun” she asks in her beautiful soprano voice that just makes you want her to speak more.”

“Yes I did how about you babe?” I say as I turn a round and kiss her full on the mouth

 

             I walk over to the dresser and rummage around for clothes finally selecting a shirt with small cuts near the elbow and a pair of black skinny jeans as I dress for the day I smooth my hair over my slightly pointed ears and my left eye. I’m finally ready for work today I kiss Lisa goodbye I hop into the car and drive on my way I sop for a quick bite and a cup of coffee. I walk into the office and greet the secretary with a friendly smile I walk into my office hit the intercom and ask if theirs any new work for me.

“No Mr. Morgan there are no new calls for you this morning.”

“Thank you Mary”

 

(A few hours later)

“Mr. Morgan Mrs. Morgan on line 1”

“Thank you” I switch over to line one

“Hey Hun what’s up?”

“Oh nothing babe I just wanted to know if where still on for lunch?”

“Oh yeah *ring ting* oh hold up I’m getting another call” “hello”

“Morgan I am calling to request your services I have a “client” that needs protection can I count on you?”

“I’m sorry who is this?”

“My name is not important how much I will pay is now are u willing to hear me out?”

“Well this obviously is not a formal call right so can we cut the business talk please sir” I jeer

“will you hear me out or not you sniveling imbred son of a whore!” yelled the voice at the other end.

“listen I will not be insulted by a voice with no name so leave me the fuck alone or the cops will find you in the nearest river with youur own balls shoved down your fucking throat do you hear me!?” with which I hang up on him and pick up the conversation with my wife

“sorry where were we about lunch yeah were still on for lunch bye I love you too babe” 

as I hang up the phone I hear a scream come from outside my door. I hit the intercom and yell for mary but all I get is a gruff voice saying “shut up bitch your gonna let him know im here”

I quietly get up and lock my door walk back to the desk and get the hand gun I keep in my desk drawer I turn around and get into a shooters stance aiming at the door.                                                               

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Sunday, March 01, 2009

the cold (lyrics im working on

The cold

 

 

VERSE

You picked me up I fell again

 You said I was worthless

After building me up again

I’m waiting (WAITING) not reacting to you because

 

CHORUS

The cold is seeping through my clothes into my skin you dunk me under

again

It seeps into my lungs I can't hold on anymore

FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

 

VERSE#2

I’m waiting for you to make me feel worthwhile so I can regain myself

 and pick myself up off the cold hard ground

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Saturday, November 15, 2008

DEAR JULIE

Current mood: content

Here's what to do!::
Dear (the last person you talked to)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___ 12 ___,
--Your name --

Ps. ___13___

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we went skinny dipping
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Fries - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - Ashamed
Powerangers - Arabic

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name ?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Always have felt dirty for
I/J - Never openly mocked
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - With ease
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - Your everlasting enemy
Japan - Go and milk a cow
Greece - Go and drown yourself
Australia - You suck
Egypt - Buzz off now

13. How many letters does GEORGE have in it? (change the name to whoever you adress the letter to, and if your really thick you choose the wrong one even though george has 6)
6 - I'v always wanted to use your nipples for shooting practise
5 - I'm a dumbass
7 - My dick sticks out at a very funny angle whenever i wear spandex
4 - Despite all that i said in this crappy letter, your welcome round to my place anytime after 10 pm.
3 - Remeber that time i shoved a whole ghurkin up my ass? good times baby!
1 - you must be african?
127361873618273617538 - SHOOT ME NOW!
8 - May i donate to you my prize selection of mosquito poo?
9 - your name is obcenely long. so is my dick

 
Dear Julie
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you
I think I realized it  When your dwarf bit me
 As you ate enchilada
 and I saw you Carve your initials into My father

I'm sure you're High
 enough to understand That I did a sex-change

I'm returning The couch cushions
to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about
Eggplant-fetishism

Go and milk a cow
luke
 
Ps. I'm a dumbass

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Sunday, November 09, 2008

does my name fit?

Current mood: blah

L-  loves to laugh and smile: somtimes
U: is very sexual: nope
K: can kick ur ass probaly 2 years kendo FTW

E: has gorgeous eyes: YES
 
 
J: is really sweet: i have been told that but IDK
A: HOTT:idk
M: can be funny and dumb at times:yes
E: has gorgeous eyes:^^
S:easy to fall in love with:idk


C: great friend:yes
O: has one of the best personalities ever:nope
R: good kisser:idk
M: can be funny and dumb at times:^^
I: good boyfriend or girlfriend: i think so but not sure

E: has gorgeous eyes:^^
R: good kisser:^^

 
 
A: HOTT
B: loves to laugh and smile
C: great friend
D: cute
E: has gorgeous eyes
F:wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: crazy
I: good boyfriend or girlfriend
J: is really sweet
K: can kick ur ass
L: loves to laugh and smile
M: can be funny and dumb at times
N: easy to fall in love with
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: has a smile to die for
R: good kisser
S:easy to fall in love with
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: Loved By everyone
Z: makes dating fun

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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

100 truths ILU lisa

1. Perfect? HELL NO far from it
2. Tall?  i have been told so
3. In your pajamas? NO
4. Left handed? right

LAST:
1. Friend you saw: ALEX

2. Talked to on the phone: lisa/GF
3. Person to text you: no one

4. Person to say they loved you: lisa
FAVORITE:
1. Number: 9001

2. Color(s):  Black,Blood Red

3. Food:
4. Place:  the drawer with all my pornJ?K my house

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?

FAPPED J/K got ready for school


Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
yes all the time
Q: Do you smile often?
no not rlly mostly when talking to lisa

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
no im not a fag

Q: Are you a friendly person?
somewhat why are you?;)

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
in the closetj/k my bed

Q: Why did you sleep there?

cause its mine

Q: When was the last time you cried?
idk


Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
nothing
Q: Rate life on a scale of 1-10 1 being bad, 10 being great.
it was a 1 but is now a perfect 7
Q: What do you hear right now?
the voices in my headj/k my GF's voice

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
NOPE
Q: What's your favorite month?
MARCH CAUSE IT IS FTW

TEN EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now?
YES

2. Are you happy?
SOMEWHAT

3. Are you sad?


4. Are you bored?
YES 
 
6. Are you nervous?
NO

7. Are you loved?
IM PRETTY SURE I AM Y ARE YOU NOT LOVED?;)

8. Are you tired?
NO

9. Are your parents still married?
NO
10. Do you trust your top 2?
YES

001​. Real name?
lUKE
 
002​. Nicknames?
LUCKY,LJ,LUKEYBABY
 
003. Eye color?
ones blue ones gray

004. Zodiac sign?
Aries

005. Male or female?
male

006. if you had one wish before dying, what would you wish for?
NOTHING DEATH IS FREEDOM
007. Crushing?
NO I HAVE A gf THAT I ADORE

008. Slut?
NO IM A GUY
009. Smart?
SOMEWHAT

010. Hair color?
Dirty Blonde

011. Long or short?
short


012. Beach or pool?
beach

013. Sweats or Jeans?
jeans

014. Phone or Camera?
 I HAS NEITHER:(

015. Health freak?
no

019. Piercings?
NO

020. Tattoos?
no

021. Righty or lefty?
Righty

FIRSTS :
023. First piercing?NEVER PIERCED

024. First best friend? NATHAN
025. First award? IDK

026. First crush?KENDRA LEBAU
027. First pet?A CAT
028. First big vacation? I NEWVER HAD ONE :(:(:(
 
CURRENTLY :
049. Eating? NO
050. Drinking? NO
052. I'm about to? NO
053. Listening to? NO

054. Plans for today? NO
055. Waiting to? NO

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
068. Lips or eyes? EYES
072. Romantic or spontaneous? BOTH 
073. Nice stomach or nice arms? IDC

074. Sensitive or loud? BOTH
075. Hook-up or relationship?IDK

HAVE YOU EVER :
079. Drank bubbles? YES
080. Lost glasses/contacts?YES 

081. Ran away from home? NO
084. Broken someone's heart? YES
085. Been arrested? IDK

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself? NOTRLLY

090. Miracles? NO
091. Love at first sight?YESUMS
092. Heaven? NO

093. Santa clause? HAHAHA NO IM NOT A FAGOTT
094. Sex on the first date? NO
095. Kiss on the first date? MAYBE


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
097. Do you love someone? YES
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life?NO Y ARE YOU?;)
099. Do you believe in true love? YES

 
100. Post as 100 truths
  
 
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

20 love questions

20 Love Questions?!

If you opened it, you have to do it
Or a loved one will be in an accident
Even if you didn't mean to open it,
Still do it! You must answer every question TRUTHFUL

1)Three names you go by:
lucky, LJ and lukey baby. (don't laugh at me)

2) Four things you are wearing right now!
WTF THATS PERSONAL but jeans, shirt, socks, glasses
3) Are you currently in a relationship?
yes
4) Have you ever been given a rose?
NO im not into that corny shit

5)Have THEY ever licked your foot?
HELL no


6) Have you ever been in love?
i am now so i guess yeah


7) Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
not evry one but most ppl

8) What's your current problem?
i have a problem?
9) Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes amny a time b4
10) Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
go for it if it doesn't work our oh well

11) Are you a loser?
i think i am but im not sure if i am

12) How many kids do you want to have?
IDK like maybe 1

13) What is/are your favorite colors?
Black,Blood red,

14) Do you believe you're truly in love only once?
yes i do

15) have you ever found it hard to tell anyone you like them?
yes i always have

16) Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died, would you get re-married??
no i'd rather die like i would by suicide

17) At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex?
10 or 12

18) What song do you want played at your wedding?
a7x afterlife

19) Do you like anyone?
yes i more then like her i love her

20.Do you think the person likes you?
i sure hope so

Now post this as "20 Love Questions?!

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Friday, September 12, 2008

the way things are finished lyrics

Current mood: annoyed

VERSE#1

the despair in life that i feel must be closing around me because i feel it more and more everyday (everyday)
 
 
 
CHOURUS
 
this despair was formed and i dont know why ( i dont know why) but i know that the way things are is how they always will be and how they should be is the way things are ( way things are)
 
VERSE#2
 
im will try to change but i will make no PROMISES TO YOU(go to chorus)
 
 
VERSE#3
 
i will promise my self only this i will try i wont give up i will not RUNAWAY FROM MY PROBLEMS(go to chourus)
 
VERSE#4
 
the depression i feel has become so much stronger since i forgot the way things once were (go to chourus 1 then 2)
 
 
CHOURUS#2
 
i feell about to runaway but i will not leave the ones i LOVE i wanna end my life and forget this misery but i will not forget the ones I LOVE (i love)
 
 
 
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