That really depends on how open-ended I decide to make it.
In fact, I'll make it very open-ended. Just take what you want from this; imagine that there are deep meanings underneath all of this gibberish; imagine that there will never be another blog this deep ever again; cherish this moment. In fact, you should cherish this moment so much that you should just step away from your computer, go hug a loved one, and do something useful.
This is something I posted out of boredom a really long time ago, but I dug it out and copy/pasted it here.
The New World Order is basically Facebook.
If you think about it, it's really true. Facebook is the epicentral point of interaction between humans and the mole men. In years to come, the New World Order will lead the way to the globalization of mole men and humans, thus creating Humolemenans. George Bush was the main propagator of this idea. When he said that fish and people coexist together peacefully, it was not a slip of the tongue, it was a slip of the inevitable truth. We could relate this to Hitler's Third Reich. Myspace was the first Reich, Bebo was the Second. Both of these failed. But now there is Facebook, which is the symbolic equivalent of the Third Reich.
The New World Order theory states that when the new power (Facebook) conscripts most of the world's 18-25 year olds, it will unleash the infinite fury. Is it a coincidence that Facebook and the army attract people of that age? I think not.
Furthermore, the New World Order also talks about a single currency and one worldwide government. Facebook does just that. Unless we stop the musicians from creating new speakers from their Facebooks, there is no way to stop the inevitable future that is the New World Order.
Everybody you know will be hunted after or killed if they do not join or respect the Order. Facebook will lead the way and the people of the world will follow. They will voluntarily worship Facebook because of its ability to unite and defend people, but this is a slippery slope. Once we begin worshiping Facebook, it will start the processes of unifying and globalizing our beloved world. They will summon the Mole Men and the humans to one location in the world (this is supposedly Jacksonville) and, unbeknownst to us humans, the Facebook Army (the Book Republican Volunteers) will force us into labor camps at which point they will breed a new form of human from moles: Humolemenans or Homo molemansus .
Once we have been made new and susceptible to Facebook's attacks, we will become aware of the plans that Facebook has. We will understand the faults we made and the wrong choices we chose. However, it will be too late. Facebook will utilize microchip technology to "enhance" us Humolemenans in ways that will make us braindead followers. Our subconscious will understand everything but our minds will be unable to resist the power.
There will be survivors, however. There will be humans who refuse to follow Facebook and its Fascist regime. They will be hunted and killed. The mutant Humolemenans will no longer be able to recognize that they were once those same humans and they will do anything to help Facebook and its plans. There will be a World War III at this point. It will not end until the mass genocide of all humans has come to an end and the Humolemenans live "free" under the oppression of Facebook, which they helped build. Those people in third world countries who have not even heard of Facebook will not be spared. There will be deaths. Millions of deaths.
When all dissident humans have been killed (they will all have a chance to repent and go through the process of mutation to become a part of the regime, but unless they accept the process and the microchip embedding, they will be killed), Facebook will set up a permanent worldwide government. It will focus on keeping the mutants under constant control and ready to act.
There will be three parts in society: the workers (the proletariomoles) who have no rights whatsoever and must always obey all of their orders, the Policemoles who are there under the guise of protection but whose actual order is to kill any dissident or human that they see, and the bourgeoisie who run Facebook.
This government will run for a hundred generations until everybody has forgotten the humans who were their ancestors. All books, movies, music, and lore will be banned as it may remind the mutants of their human past.
What is most disturbing is that at the very top of the Government, there is one human controlling everything. He himself is not a mutant and is not microchipped. He is a human with a superiority complex and a misanthropic worldview. He has a wife and children who will procreate among themselves (incest) to create a super human race. When there have been enough humans born and the population has increased, they will kill the mutants. They will kill their own creations for power.
The humans will once again take over. They will lead a mass genocide (World War 4) against the mutants. They will once again forget their past but will this time start a democracy. However, this is in a perpetually cyclic motion so there will be another oppressive state after the humans take control, which will be known as the Newer World Order.
Of course, this is all speculation.
I've never done drugs, but considering what I wrote here, I'm pretty sure it's possible to get high without any foreign substances in the body.
This is already the third time I've tried to write this blog because UG keeps screwing with me. I'm just going to outline what I'd written twice already
I came to the conclusion that I could be spending my time in better ways than browsing The Pit (at this point, I was somehow also able to advertise House).
This revelation came to me when somebody in the ctb thread (RIP) mentioned me in a list of users they wanted to be like when they first entered The Pit
I was surprised and petrified- I hadn't done anything noteworthy for somebody to mention my name, all I did was spend time on a forum, stating my opinions and thoughts (which, as Corey so eloquently wrote in a comment that now resides in my signature, does not always work out for the best).
I then realized that it was not The Pit's fault that I'd been spending more time doing that than doing something incredible for humanity. It was my own fault. I make the decisions, The Pit doesn't.
I also realized that cutting UG out of my life completely would not help either, because the Internet is a vast plain of incredible potential that grows and nurtures a bevy of merciless wild beasts known as websites. I will frolic to another one of these if I simply leave UG.
Moderation is the key
I mentioned that up till now I've been able to keep my studying, my guitar playing (I also advertised the fact that I'm writing an album at this point), and UG separate, and I hope that I will be able to keep from being distracted by anything once school starts and I need to buckle down and work.
So that was the main gist of it. However, the evil deceitful liars, the Preview Blog and Post Blog buttons, distracted me from my intentions and forced me to believe that they are one and the same. Their accomplice, the Back button aided their quest to extinguish any traces of my metaphor-filled analytical response to The Pit.
Seriously, UG should have an auto-save feature on these blogs.
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