- 30 experienced UG-ers from 06 or before - 50 UG-ers 07-ers or others that feel worthy enough to be a noob - 2 UG-ers from Belgium (We prefer raise_the_death and noxiosimitator) - 3000 computers with great internet connection - well prepared and motivated admins - The one-and-only Vincent (for some dirty jobs to take care of) - Mesa Recto's + Cabinet + Guitars
YOU ALL WANNA KNOW WHY, DON'T YOU?
Here's the background story and our mission:
I (JvL) live near a town called "Sassenheim" (in Holland) and it's the most fucked up Nazi-style hardcore town I know. Lots of hardcore artists and ideas came out this little town. So... this little town is ruining OUR great music by sending those skinheads in training-suits with their hardcore all over the world.
THIS GOTTA STOP!
Our plan is as fallowed:
First, we let 50 crazy noobs infiltrate in the Sassenheimer-population and terrorize that town with Icy Hot, Barrel-Rolls, having butt-seks with the less attractive population and LOL Wut / O'rly images. Those skinheads haven't got to many braincells will go and participate those actions and after a while they will automatically be turned into UG-noobs-in-production.
In the meanwhile the UG-experts will set up an UG control-and-computer center in the middle of "Sassenheim" with 3000 computers (aprox. population of Sassenheim)
Those 50 UG-noobs will take them to the the constructed UG-computer area and they will, like any UG-noob, go to the famous "pit" and start spamming as much as they can...
UNTIL
The experts kick and and start flaming those bastards! After a while the feel so fucked up that they start turning EMO and killing their self and others!
When those bastards are all gone we set-up some HUGE stage with some 20 recto's connected to 100 Cab's and hook up our guitars. In a row we will play our most kick-ass MIND-BLOWING solo so 2 possibilities could happen:
They turn in rock-lovers and are worthy to the rest of the world
or
Their heads will blown apart and that together with the rest of the surviving population (hidden or in public, who cares?) they will generate a massive amount of pressure that will send a shock-wave through the entire village and will ruin everything it hits!
The above 50+ names already got an invitation (except ze_monsta cause
your profile is set to private so I can't send you an invitation yet...
so add me as friend please)