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Giant Tool (2)
Sunday, December 09, 2007

SPECIAL REQUEST!!!!!!!!!!

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SPECIAL REQUEST!!!!!!

Good morning fellow UG-er's,

Scarlatti and I are looking for:

-     30 experienced UG-ers from 06 or before
-     50 UG-ers 07-ers or others that feel worthy enough to be a noob
-     2 UG-ers from Belgium (We prefer raise_the_death and noxiosimitator)
-     3000 computers with great internet connection
-     well prepared and motivated admins
-     The one-and-only Vincent (for some dirty jobs to take care of)
-     Mesa Recto's + Cabinet + Guitars

YOU ALL WANNA KNOW WHY, DON'T YOU?

Here's the background story and our mission:

I (JvL) live near a town called "Sassenheim" (in Holland) and it's the most fucked up Nazi-style hardcore town I know.
Lots of hardcore artists and ideas came out this little town.
So... this little town is ruining OUR great music by sending those skinheads in training-suits with their hardcore all over the world.

THIS GOTTA STOP!

Our plan is as fallowed:

First, we let 50 crazy noobs infiltrate in the Sassenheimer-population and terrorize that town with Icy Hot, Barrel-Rolls, having butt-seks with the less attractive population and  LOL Wut / O'rly images.
Those skinheads haven't got to many braincells will go and participate those actions and after a while they will automatically be turned into UG-noobs-in-production.

In the meanwhile the UG-experts will set up an UG control-and-computer center in the middle of "Sassenheim" with 3000 computers (aprox. population of Sassenheim)

Those 50 UG-noobs will take them to the the constructed UG-computer area and they will, like any UG-noob, go to the famous "pit" and start spamming as much as they can...

UNTIL

The experts kick and and start flaming those bastards!
After a while the feel so fucked up that they start turning EMO and killing their self and others!

When those bastards are all gone we set-up some HUGE stage with some 20 recto's connected to 100 Cab's and hook up our guitars.
In a row we will play our most kick-ass MIND-BLOWING solo so 2 possibilities could happen:

  • They turn in rock-lovers and are worthy to the rest of the world
or
  • Their heads will blown apart and that together with the rest of the surviving population (hidden or in public, who cares?) they will generate a massive amount of pressure that will send a shock-wave through the entire village and will ruin everything it hits!
SIGNING UP IS POSSIBLE BY SENDING SCARLATTI OR ME (JvL)

THANK YOU GUYS!

Scarlatti and JvL

PARTICIPANTS (72):

- Scarlatti
- JvL
- buckethead_jr
- Jackal58
- purplegreendave
- Våd Hamster
- Vermintide
- Xanox
- gen0doom
- Portuguese_boy
- Mister.Y
- ..NEM..
- shreddin_frets
- Tallman
- bearded_monkey
- noxiosimitator (yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, the first belgium-guy arrived!)
- Lemoninfluence
- AngelOfHatred
- Firenze
- shotbythepope
- bikerboyjosh
- H^2
- TalonbladE
-
RipeFlesh
-
Giant Tool
- 666_Pounder
-
Dabey
- RedOrange
- Tubyboulin
- bequickorbedead
- Bad_Guitarist
- Thecla
- tommo619
- Sozes Flying V
- ze monsta
- kaptink
- haven222
- deek 13
- Frankv
- Hushie 619
- Rocker_007
- rockguitarist97
- lucky911charms
- MyImmortal
- Fatso Forgottso
- Prove_i_Did_It
- Custom-Picks
- Gunpowder
- Ramones06
- Pabli7o
- slann101
- musicfreak003
- bassnguitar
- -deathbox-
- Kai07
- Spitz13
- Future
- SHEEM
- iforgotmyname
- tyronelab
- Eruption1991
- raise_the_dead
- HAdwan
- nediamnori3
- <CJ>
- M0ly
- Pat McRotch
- Kai07
- punkrocker10115
- Fredde_
- wiggyisgreat

The dedicated thread:

NEW DEVELOPMENT:

We now got our own group:

http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/sassenheim/

The above 50+ names already got an invitation (except ze_monsta cause your profile is set to private so I can't send you an invitation yet... so add me as friend please)

2:13 pm - 9 comments - 2 Kudos - Report!
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Giant Tool wrote on Dec 9th, 2007 2:41pm

hahaha!!lol!!!!!!

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JvLa wrote on Dec 9th, 2007 3:11pm

You're in?

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Scarlatti wrote on Dec 9th, 2007 5:28pm

Muahaha...
Mu-hahahahaha
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA :devil:
:)

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JvLa wrote on Dec 9th, 2007 5:45pm

Just for the record...
As you can see... You're in!

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musicfreak003 wrote on Dec 10th, 2007 11:47am

hey, i'm an october 05'er. so i'm an experienced UGer. am i in?

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JvLa wrote on Dec 10th, 2007 6:45pm

You're in ;)... as you can see

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FloydPink92 wrote on Dec 12th, 2007 11:52am

Hey, can i be in?!

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dannay wrote on Dec 16th, 2007 6:00pm

im in...i may be from canada, but my dutch heritage shines right through. i just smoked a Panter!

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MommasHooligan wrote on Oct 12th, 2008 4:57pm

oh i hate skinheads and nazis. Sign me up!

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