I Wish I had two sets of hands so that i could play guitar and bass at once that would be cool or have a double neck guitar like Jimmy Page, oh yeah!
be easier to escape the police if i need to. only downside is that i would need to stock up on deodarant, and the FBI will be looking for me.
They will worship me like a god if i had four arms
...Or you could learn to play the ocarina, and move to Arabia and tell them that "I AM NOW THE GRANDE CZAR OF THE NORTH! WORSHIP ME, YOU PUNY SLIME, AND I SHALL MAKE YOU GREAT!"
Then take all the jewels and run.