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Jesus.a wrote on Sep 29th, 2009 2:56pm

joshua122593 wrote on Sep 7th, 2009 at 4:33pm :
Jesus. wrote on Sep 6th, 2009 at 11:24pm :I totally got banned. Oh well, I can still spread my seed, er, word, from my profile.

LIES!!!

You can't post comments in other people's profiles when you're banned!

Oh and I love your motivating blogs.


You totally can! If I wasnt banned, I would be posting right now!

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guitRgirlfriend wrote on Sep 9th, 2009 6:04pm

Jesus. wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 at 2:58am :
Im more of a pro-choice man myself.
How are you today?

lol sorry, that was a quote from my fave show Scrubs. Your avi looks like the Jesus statue they had in that episode.
Sorry for the late reply, but I am doing well :) How are you?

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unregistered_990803 wrote on Sep 7th, 2009 9:33pm

Jesus. wrote on Sep 6th, 2009 at 11:24pm :
I totally got banned. Oh well, I can still spread my seed, er, word, from my profile.


LIES!!!

You can't post comments in other people's profiles when you're banned!

Oh and I love your motivating blogs.

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SuperKoolKid wrote on Sep 5th, 2009 5:13am

Jesus has my seal of Coheed approval.
Claudio Sanchez.
IS GOD!!!

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SoWrongItsMatt wrote on Sep 5th, 2009 1:18am

Jesus. wrote on Sep 4th, 2009 at 3:53am :
Yes sir!
Jesus has been banned. It was a few hours of good fun.


Who would ban the son of God? Wouldn't that be asking for it?

What'd you do? Claim to be the king of Jews or summat?

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Second Bass wrote on Sep 4th, 2009 1:29am

Jesus. You can't get banned! Utilize your almighty powers! I'll pray that you get unbanned.

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dizzle! wrote on Sep 3rd, 2009 2:29am

Jesus. wrote on Aug 29th, 2009 at 10:38pm :
Thanks for the add my son.
I must say I agree with most of your musical taste, although even we are stumped as to how Bring Me The Horizon made it out of the garage. Call it a lapse in the paperwork. That extra fame was meant to go to the Flat Earth Society, but hey! We're only human.


Thank you Messiah for your approval of my music list! I also wanted to thank you for the blessings of Marijuana. Never before have I ever felt so holy and god-like...

Genesis 1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, on the earth: and it was so.

Thank you Jesus! You guys made weed, We (humans) made beer... I trust in you over humanity...

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unregistered_990803 wrote on Sep 2nd, 2009 2:41am

You got banned? :sad:

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SoWrongItsMatt wrote on Aug 31st, 2009 11:24pm

Jesus. wrote on Aug 31st, 2009 at 2:46am :
It was the 0000's. We were all on acid back then.


Greatest generation evar, amirite?

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SoWrongItsMatt wrote on Aug 31st, 2009 12:37am

Jesus. wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 at 2:56pm :
Darth Vader is really a great guy. That whole Deathstar thing was completely blown out of proportion. He meant well, but Alderaan called him fat. Vader is so insecure, he is the last person you want to be pointing out flaws to.


Really? I'd the think the real last person I'd want to point out flaws to is...Well, Jesus. I have to be honest, man, that crown of thorns doesn't go well with your eyes at all.

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black amendment wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 9:16pm

Jesus. wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 at 4:02pm :


Hey Satan! Hows it going!? Havent seen you in ages!
God we used to have some good times.
You shouldnt have slept with Dads girlfriend. He didnt like that.
How is torturing the damned going for you?


Well things are heating up quite nicely down here. Boy, the pranks we pulled on Moses! Good times, man, good times. About the girlfriend, she wasn't really my type anyway; guess your Dad likes 'em tight and narrow. Torturing the damned is like playing a game of baseball in the summer..so nostalgic.

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Sopheydood wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 9:16pm

I am also not white, am I going to hell for that too? :<

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romencer17 wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 9:04pm

I need my trees man!

Can't you just ask your dad if you can borrow his medical card?

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Sopheydood wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 6:40pm

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST

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after dark wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 6:25pm

HOLLY CRAP! Nice idea for an ateist!!! :D

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unregistered_990803 wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 5:14pm

:haha:

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cho0onger wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 2:49pm

I don't know if you're a troll or a multi, but you're AWESOME!

*looks at joined groups*
:haha:

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SoWrongItsMatt wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 2:16pm

Jesus, will you free me of all my sins?

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LordPino wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 2:02pm

Hey Jesus, ain't it cold up there? I mean, you're all high and all which is cool, but clouds are wet and cold as hell..

Anyways, I was just wondering.. What do you think of Christians? Personally, I hate them. I mean, in your time you could wear sandals, robes and have long hair, talk about peace all day and become super important, but thanks to Christianity, people that do that nowadays are called hippies.. and they are hated.

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the1 wrote on Aug 30th, 2009 12:54pm

Dude, can I get a larger wang please?

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