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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Hello my children.

Current mood: Holy

Well its time for my first blog post. As of now, I have no friends, apart from Moses. And he is such an ass. Always gloating about freeing a bunch of slaves. They were all over two hundred or so years old by the time he got them to paradise. Which was a bunch of palm trees by a pond, by the way.

Anyway, just kicking back with my guitar, listening to The Cure. Life is righteous.

Love, Jesus.

Today's Morality Lesson:
If you see someone, anyone, kick them right in the throat. I firmly believe in karma, and those bastards must have done some pretty sick shit to deserve a kick in the throat. We can all be thankful you got them before they got away.
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