Well its time for my first blog post. As of now, I have no friends, apart from Moses. And he is such an ass. Always gloating about freeing a bunch of slaves. They were all over two hundred or so years old by the time he got them to paradise. Which was a bunch of palm trees by a pond, by the way.
Anyway, just kicking back with my guitar, listening to The Cure. Life is righteous.
Today's Morality Lesson: If you see someone, anyone, kick them right in the throat. I firmly believe in karma, and those bastards must have done some pretty sick shit to deserve a kick in the throat. We can all be thankful you got them before they got away.