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Contacting Jesus.
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Gender : Male

Birthday : December 25, 1990

Occupation : Saviour. Messiah. Convenience store night clerk.

Location : The City Of Angels [Liter, Happy, mostly., Antarctica

Education : Post grad

Smoker : Yes

Drinker : Yes

Forum posts: 30 (0.01 per day)

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Favorite bands :
My holy ears only listen to: Coheed and Cambria, Emilie Autumn, Prize Fighter Inferno, Voltaire, The Mars Volta, John Butler, The White Stripes and Pink Floyd.
Favorite guitarists :
Jesus does not show favourites! But if I have to... The grace of God does indeed shine upon the radiant locks of Claudio Sanchez.
Favorite bassists :
I am all knowing and omnipotent, and what is this?
Favorite books :
Now one would think this would be a no-brainer, and one would be right. The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. Only because im kinda pissed off at Dad at the moment. He's quite absent. You thought it would be the Bible, right? Jesus laughs at you. Hehe. It's just a bunch of stories we wrote up in heaven around the time we created marijuana. You people take things much too seriously.
Favorite tv :
Invader Zim, Black Books, and The Mighty Boosh.
Favorite movies :
The Passion of the Christ was pretty accurate. You bastards.
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Jesus. has posted 1 blogs total :
Hello my children. 5:11am : Aug 30th, 2009
About Jesus.
So I totally got banned.

You are all damned now.

2012 was just meant to be a hoax, but you know what? I think I might just see it through now. And to make sure I never see you all again, breathing is now a sin.

Say hi to Satan for me.

Permanent peace out, Jesus.
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