Just saw this on the pit today and thought it was hilarious:
[QUOTE=Malakian88]Things to be happy about:
- The fact you're alive - Guitar (or bass if you prefer) - The Pit (or maybe not) - Mayonnaise - Beer - Breasts - Machine Head's new album - Now I Lay Thee Down from aforementioned album - The bass in aforementioned song - More beer - More breasts - Pizza - Fluffy bunnies - Me - The fact that you're not, as far as I'm aware, an egg. If you were you'd take five minutes to get hard and would only ever get laid once. By your mother.[/QUOTE]