Jammydude44

"Yes, because what this marriage needs is one more argument."
"No, what this marriage needs is one less husband!"
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just press the switch and go
she'll come out like a rocket
jumping high and twisting low
and depending on the product
there's more advanced techniques
sometimes a code of conduct
and a verse you'll have to speak
if you get an older version
eighteen plus - you'll have some fun
though extremes of perversion
will turn your pair to one
for longer-lasting boppers
there's the sweethearts special deal
(the first of Janu'ry shoppers
seem to see more the appeal)
but if you're merely browsing
you can take one to your digs
and if she seems arousing
then you'll owe me fifty quid!

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