So im totally gonna say im not a blogger... i've never written a blog. Cuz it's for those little kids that hang out on myspace and take pics of themselves as they seek attention. So im gonna cave in and choose to be that crazy pscyho maniac that decides to write her version of the second Mein Kempf as she blogs each chapter about rants on world domination and plains to be bringer of the new world order. So I give to you... my Mein Kempf manifesto...
But no seriously, I'm not gonna lie to a certain extent im a raging perfectionist and partial ocd. And this site is driving me nuts... cuz it keeps tell me my profile is incomplete. I'm like "wot? insignia invasion is incomplete and hasnt finish something she started?" It's telling me things like your pictures are only 50% complete because you need to have 3 pics with comments on them. Your contibution is 0% done. You need to submit tabs and reviews. It makes me feel so inferior. I feel like i have a huge gapping hole in my life noa. All i have to say is atleast Myspace doesn't tell me that im incomplete as a person. Mahspazzz has never made impossible demands and made me wanna cry cuz i feel like UG is trying to live vicariously through me telling me to record and upload mp3's... telling me that i need to have 5 close friends and at least 10 friends. I'm like I'm sorry UG but you need to get a therapist... I understand taht you're way beyond you're prime, that 12 years maybe makes you older than 75% of the websites out there... all the hip new sites are 2 years old now you, cougar. But you cant try to live through me. All i can say is this is what i see in your future:
"Hi, my name is Ultimate Guitar, and i have a problem."
HI ULTIMATE GUITAR!!!
"I justtt... I just.. Ughhh... I keep driving the people I love away cuz I feel like i need to control their lives.."
but seriously being told that my profile is incomplete irks me so much and I find it rather abrasive against my perfectionism. Cuz I'm sitting here thinking "Okay, I gotta buy a program to record myself now. Then I gotta spend 4 hours trying to tab a song, then I gotta write a review and then I gotta teach 5 hookers off of 13th and leavenworth how to play the national anthem with their feet on the guitar." Is it just me or does anybody else feel that way? Like i just feel so inferior...
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Insignia Invasion's psychotic manifesto?? Huhh? blog
but kudos for fighting back