IBuriedPaul

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last online: Jun 5, 2012

registered October 24, 2008

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Gender : Male

Birthday : September 13, 1990

Occupation : Opportunity Seeker

Location : North Carolina, United States


Education : In college

Smoker : No

Drinker : No


Forum posts: 14 (0.01 per day)

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Gear info
IBuriedPaul has 6 pieces of equipment:

Fender: FM 65 DSP

Line 6: Uber Metal

Boss: MT-2 Metal Zone

Dunlop: Crybaby Original Wah Pedal

Fender: Squier Stratocaster

Kramer: Pacer

Interests
Favorite bands :
Frank Zappa, The Mothers of Invention, Between The Buried and Me, Mastodon, Yes, King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Kalter, Baroness, Captain Beefheart
Favorite guitarists :
David Gilmour, Frank Zappa, Steve Vai, Paul Waggoner
Favorite bassists :
Dan Briggs, Chris Squire, Roy Estrada, Geddy Lee
Favorite books :
Rum Punch, The Great Gatsby, I Am America (And So Can You!)
Favorite tv :
Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Mythbusters
Favorite movies :
A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Dr. Strangelove, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Airplane!, Patton, Dawn of the Dead (original, not that piece of shit remake.)
Contributions
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IBuriedPaul has made 9 contributions to the site total :

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About IBuriedPaul
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. When I was 18 I went to evil medical school. At age 25 I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat: an actor, dancer....
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