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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

My Day at guitar Center

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i deleted the thread cause it wasnt supposed to be there and i rewrote part of it to convey what i was thinking, sorry guys.


So today i decided i was gonna downgrade strings from 10's to 9s. I had two packs of 10s that i figured, hell theyll let me just switch em for the other guage. Easy right? then i think i need a setup so i call Crossroads music in Monrovia (mom and pop store) to see if theyll set it up cause they are nicer. I call only to find out that its gone out of business. Which pisses me off cause they carried Orange amps and are based a mile and a half from my house.

Sooo i say **** it and i go to GC. i walk in and get cleared cleared through the door with my purchases and the dumb **** there decides to give me a hard time with the exchange, that 30 days return bull****. and then my mom walks in. idk where the hell she came from, i guess she heard me say i was going today. she says wahts the problem, i explain and she winks, takes the strings from me and says go play.

So i go and seek out my Les Paul. any Les Paul will do. all of a sudden i hear a strange and disgusting sound-

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG SQUEAL SWEEP PICKING CHUG CHUG CHUG

and im thinking what the **** is that? so i walk over...and there is that dumb hardxcore kid everyone hates, playing hardcore at a billion watts on a  BEAUTIFUL White Les Paul custom....in drop ****ing C...on a ****ing Line 6 spider. the epitome of disrespect in GC. he went around picking up a bunch of different guitars and tuning them to C. i have no problem with him playing that at GC on whatever amp he chooses, its just that he should do it at a reasonable volume, and tune the guitars back up. i walk away. i dont wanna pick a fight. i just wanna find some guitars and try them out. i walk over and for the first time in my life, i see a real Dave Mustaine signature Dean. Deth is like my second favorite band (Zepp being the first). so i go and try it out and it handles beautifully. i play at a reason volume too. definetely something to get one day. I put it down and pick up a PRS. plays wonderfully. i cant remember what it was, it was that dark grey/black one.

So by this time my mom comes back...and there she is with my new strings. Im standing there thinking WOW howd you do it! apparently...she played the dumb blonde trick, "oh i got him the wrong strings, i dont have my receipt can i exchange them," and there was a line and they did it. they just overrode it.

I start showing my mom the various guitars and trying to teach her something (you know for fun right?) and i was like, i want this one but its too expensive so i want this one instead.Then she says "shut up and tell me what YOU want. if you had to have a wishlist, what would be on it." Keep in mind my 18th birthday is coming up.

So i go around and i pick up a Gibby Les Paul Studio in white. i say this is what i want. i explain to her that i need to be there to try it out and she starts laughing and says "then its not a surprise NOT THAT IM GETTING YOU ONE." So i walk over and show her the other Les Paul that i want, a Les Paul Standard in Heritage Sunburst. Shes like "ytou want the most expensive guitar here dont you?" and heres the part where things got interesting.

Another sales dude comes up and asks whats up and i say i need a Les Paul without the price tag. he proceeds to show me that Les Paul Mahogany, the $700 one. and obviously, its not a Standard. it lacks binding and other ascetic perks. its still got Burstbuckers, and i didnt know that at the time. at the time, i though that he was just trying to sell me a piece of **** like when they sell you MG's and Spiders.

Then we had to leave

All in all, an eventful but typical day at Guitar Center-bad clerks, good clerks, faggots on Spiders going CHUG CHUG and the feel of fresh strings on your guitar at teh end of the day.

Adios.
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ECistheBest wrote on Jan 2nd, 2008 2:04am

why would u tell ur mom "this is what i want, but it's too expensive, so i want this one instead."? if u want something, get it. don't be satisfied with a cheap alternative. ;) and when she asks you "You want the most expensive guitar here don't you?", show her the vault and tell her, "now it looks cheap huh? *wink*"


and Crossroads have been out of business for a while. ;)

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Page&HammettFan wrote on Jan 3rd, 2008 3:23pm

I'm getting a PRS Swamp Ash Special. I'm not sure if you've ever played a Maple neck and if you have a preference or not, but my dad has two guitars with maple necks and a Les Paul Custom from the '80s, and I can genuinly say that the Maple necks are more comfortable to play on. But obviously the Les Paul sounds Godly (though one of the guitars with a maple neck, a thinline Telecaster reissue also from the '80s, sounds amazing as well).

But those PRS guitars man... I played one a year ago, I think a Custom 22, and it was like heaven in my hands. It responded so well. The neck wasn't too thick, not too thin. I wasn't really obsessed with tone, yet, so I don't recall how it sounded. But it played like nothing I've ever felt. You would be right to buy one of those. They're the same quality as a modern day Les Paul without the excessive (though still large) price tag.

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zeppelinpage4 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2008 7:34pm

Haha I know what you mean about the GC's. :p

Good read, BTW your mom sounds really cool especially if she plans to buy you a Gibson LP. The Vintage Mahogany one surprised me as well, my guitar teacher uses one to gig with instead of his standard and says it's great. If you ever go back try it might be worth a look especially at the price tag.

Or you could look into the Epiphone Elitists, Japanese Les Paul copies and the likes which are supposedly comparable if not just as good as a Gibson at a better price.

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Page&HammettFan wrote on Jan 4th, 2008 8:41pm

^
I wouldn't doubt that Epiphone's are close to equal if not equal to the Gibsons that they replicate. They're an offbrand that Gibson owns, and are pretty much the official brand to replicate Gibbys.

There's this Zeppelin tribute band called Zoso that owns two doublenecks for Stairway to Heaven/The Song Remains the Same, and they much have two seperate rigs for their shows. One of the double necks is a Gibby, the other is an Epi. The guitarist ("Jimmy") claimed that the Gibby played better, but the Epiphone "sounds better than the fucking Gibson."

And believe me when I say that those Japanese, when asked to build something, do a great job. My dad's Thinline reissue Tele is a Jap, and it plays better than his Les Paul in many ways.

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ECistheBest wrote on Jan 6th, 2008 2:57am

^hell yea japanese can build shit. ;)

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Page&HammettFan wrote on Jan 6th, 2008 10:46pm

^
I figured that out. I'll take a Japanese guitar any day, as I love how well crafted my dad's Telecaster is. They're much better than Korean and Mexican built guitars, and really pretty close in quality to American built guitars from what I've seen. But then my dad's got this Strat that I hate the tone on (atleast, through my Marshall :p), but the neck plays so smooth... That's American made. It's a Maple fretboard, and it's a big part of why I love maple fretboards :p

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A7XSoul wrote on Aug 24th, 2008 9:29pm

U got a problem with drop C

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