Welcome to my page of awesome. No doubt you found your way here because your life is a twisted mess, and you're searching for the meaning of life. Congratulations, you've found it. I, Chris am the meaning of life, and I shall guide you to heaven.
...Not really. Good luck on the finding though. My name's Chris (As was mentioned above), and while I may not be the meaning of life, I am most definitely awesome. I'm not as active on UG as I used to be, but I still enjoy talking to people on here. I have a blog (As gauche as it sounds) which can be found here: http://sephrilum.livejournal.com/. Anything else you might want, well ask.