Hamburger Train

Irony’s a bitch

Kyle was a funny guy
Always pokin’ fun at people
Till one day he poked fun at some hoods
Let’s just say at the end of the day he was wearing a hood that wasn’t fabric
But I will say it was all natural

Irony’s a bitch

Johnny was a failing guitarist
Liked to shred all day long
Who would’ve thought we’d find him shredded up
Hanging from his fan with guitar strings as a noose

Irony’s a bitch

Lester was a cleanly guy
Worked as a janitor
Worked long and hard
To keep everywhere but his home clean and died of asbestos poisoning

Oh boy irony’s a bitch

Joe and Harold were a couple of pyrotechnicians
The y were all for safety
‘till they found themselves in possession of a case of beer
And decided to play Roman Candle tag
Long story short they both got hit by cars

Oh fuck, that isn’t all that ironic, just kinda sad, oh well

Bob
Bob liked horses just a little too much
Tried to fuck one last Wednesday
Wound up getting fucked up the ass by a hoof
Died of internal bleeding

Irony’s a bitch, although bob deserved it, that’s just fuckin’ creepy

Steve, this is a different steve than before, just to let you know
Absolutely loved sandwiches
But he also liked to catch rides on the sides of trains
Hadn’t ever been caught or hurt
But one day he pushed his luck too far
And got sandwiched between the train and a tunnel wall

Oh, irony’s a bitch