Hakanku

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last online: Jul 14, 2009

registered May 13, 2004

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Gender : Male

Birthday : July 30, 1988

Occupation : Freight Forwarder/Export Clerk

Location : Essex, United Kingdom


School : SEEVIC (Benfleet, United Kingdom)

Education : Post grad

Smoker : Yes

Drinker : Yes


Forum posts: 1,274 (0.35 per day)

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Gear info
Hakanku has 7 pieces of equipment:

Fender: Standard Telecaster

Fender: Classic Players 50s Strat

Peavey: Classic 50 4/10

Fulltone: Clyde Deluxe Wah

EHX: Deluxe Memory Man

EHX: Small Stone

VisualSound: Jekyll & Hyde

Interests
Favorite bands :
Blues, Classic Rock, Post-Hardcore, Dirty-Electro, Indie, Glam Metal, Post-rock...all sorts. Biffy Clyro, Jamie T, Explosions in the sky, Jimmy Hendrix, sebastiAn, The Mars Volta, Radiohead, At the Drive-in, Sucioperro, Eric Clapton, Justice, MSTRKRFT,
Favorite guitarists :
Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Peter Green, Jeff Beck, Mick Mars,
Favorite bassists :
I don't know enough about bass and bassists to give a decent opinion, therefore I have none.
Favorite books :
Do androids dream of electric sheep?, Catcher in the rye, High fidelity, May contain nuts, 1984, Brave New World, Survivor, Choke, In fact every book by Chuck Palahnuik ranks up there. And most books by David Gemmell,
Favorite tv :
Family Guy, Dexter, Miami Ink, Prison Break, Heroes, Spongebob Squarepants! Lost (although to be honest I can't stand it, I've just wasted too many hours watching it to not finish it),
Favorite movies :
Fightclub, The Godfather 1 and 2, Trainspotting, Where the Buffalo Roam, Inside im dancing, The Beach, Goodfellas, Requim For A Dream, White Chicks, Lock, Stock and two smoking barrells, Hot Chick, Pans Labyrinth, Layer Cake,
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About Hakanku
I was originally born in the distant future in the year 2010 but reborn in 1988, when they almost perfected the art of timetravel. The earth on that timeline is vastly different to the earth in our current timeline, giant balding man-eating rabbits roam the cities and cause devastation, the sewer people managed to escape the underground and are at war with us humans and Michael Jackson is still Black and churning out hits. The scientists entrusted me with the single mission to change the course of history, I was sent back to the year 1988, unfortunatly the timetravel had not been perfected and I was born again but with my current mind. By the age of seven I had a degree in Rocket Science, Brain Surgery, Warfare Tactics and Pulling women, when I turned 9 it was time for my mission. It was the year 1997 and my mission was to help implant the idea and thought process of DNA cloning in the brains of the worlds leading scientists, thanks to my effort what you call 'Dolly the Sheep' had been made, it was thanks to this simple process that there where no longer going to be the same catastrophies that occured in my previous timeline.



Since then I have worked with NASA, Royal Bank of Scotland, MI5, CIA and McDonalds peforming various roles ranging from frying processed meat to providing official government cover-up stories for UFOs. It was around the time I hit 10 that I first started learning the Kazoo, I am now known as the worlds leading jazz-based, acapella-infused folk-metal Kazoo artist. I have also branched out to other instruments and proficient in every instrument known to man including the Bikelophone.
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