Pastafarian96 wrote on Feb 11th, 2015 9:29amHappy Birthday! only reason I'm here is because I can't say this in the Pit. quote |
CaptainCanti wrote on Nov 20th, 2014 11:29pmreal talk I thought the joke was subtle enough not to be taken sensitively so my bad quote |
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Robbertto wrote on Oct 9th, 2014 10:35amThanx 4 bein' a part o' my friends list! *supa fist-bump* quote |
JackWhiteIsButts wrote on Sep 5th, 2014 5:19amGuitarGod_92 wrote on Sep 4th, 2014 at 3:47pm :
thats really weird im gonna tell everyone you use eels as dildos |
Dildo is such an ugly word, I prefer to refer to them as reverse poopies.
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JackWhiteIsButts wrote on Sep 4th, 2014 3:28pmGuitarGod_92 wrote on Sep 4th, 2014 at 2:53am :
You've never put live eels up inside you? You haven't lived. |
No, never! I have experimented with the dead ones at the fish market but once you refrigerate them their natural lubricant starts to dry up and I have to rub them down with olive oil to keep things slick and it's too cold after you refrigerate it i'm always worried it will stick to my butthole.
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JackWhiteIsButts wrote on Sep 4th, 2014 7:14amGuitarGod_92 wrote on Sep 3rd, 2014 at 7:38pm :
you're right i came here to lick your b-hole |
I'm flattered by your straightforward sexual zeal but I will have to respectfully decline your offer as analingus makes me uncomfortable, it feels like some sort of slug or small catfish is trying to work it's way up my anus and as a lover of all living things I cannot help but find it cruel to suffocate them in my rectum.
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JackWhiteIsButts wrote on Sep 3rd, 2014 9:56pmGuitarGod_92 wrote on Sep 3rd, 2014 at 10:41am :
i was testing something and you were just a convenient victim |
You can't fool me that easy you big joker quit being so coy!
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JackWhiteIsButts wrote on Sep 3rd, 2014 4:00pmHullo bean thank you for visiting my profile it is always a pleasure to see you but I wish you would have left a comment quote |
stratman_13 wrote on Jun 27th, 2014 7:01amAtmosphere and Nujabes/Shing.02 on one profile.
You are the best trans princess ever. quote |
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candyflipper7 wrote on Mar 29th, 2013 1:48pmHey....Just visiting. Thought I'd say "HEY" and wish you a Killer weekend. Many props from Cleveland, Ohio. Flipper quote |
kamaaaa wrote on Mar 1st, 2013 9:56pmGreetings dear,
My name is Kamarai will like to have a good love
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you more about myself, here is my privet email
address ( kamaraharuni@yahoo.co.uk )
and I am waiting for your reply.
Yours Miss kamara
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Donnerdeal.com is specialized in many Musical Instruments such as guitars,effect pedals,guitar amplifiers,guitar accessories and microphones with Free shipping to Worldwide. quote |
bullskittles wrote on Nov 8th, 2012 6:12pmGuitarGod_92 wrote on Nov 7th, 2012 at 11:05pm :
Same ol' boring stuff. |
o.O
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bullskittles wrote on Nov 8th, 2012 2:21amGuitarGod_92 wrote on Nov 7th, 2012 at 12:33am :
OMG Connie, WHAT'S UP?! |
nuffin. :3 what's up with chu?
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bullskittles wrote on Nov 7th, 2012 5:27amseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. haaaaaaaaaai :3 quote |
bullskittles wrote on Oct 23rd, 2012 5:47amGuitarGod_92 wrote on Oct 22nd, 2012 at 9:44pm :
^.^ |
:3
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bullskittles wrote on Oct 22nd, 2012 11:55pmGuitarGod_92 wrote on Oct 22nd, 2012 at 5:02pm :
Hai Connie! :3
Also, C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER. |
 Hai Sean.
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