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Monday, November 23, 2009

Song Titles as of November 23 2009

Since the last blog:

12:59:29 AM With Nothing Left To Say – 2/16/2009

Somewhere Lies A Door; Closed, Yet Unlocked – 2/24/2009

Here’s Your Chance; Give ‘Em Hell – 2/25/2009

You Don’t Have To Be A Fucking Movie Star To Lie To The Public – 3/6/2009

No, It’s Not Me, It’s Not Your Cronies; It Really Is You – 3/8/2009

You Don’t Care – 3/12/2009

Afterparties < Deathtraps – 3/12/2009

Speeding/Dreaming – 3/23/2009

The Sequel – 3/25/2009

Bane of Your Existance – 3/27/2009

(God Save) The Deadbeat Stars – 4/4/2009

Anything But Fine – 4/6/2009

Every Day – 4/12/2009

Headfirst Dive Into A Non-Political Sparring Arena With Myself – 4/12/2009

Not Tonight – 4/15/2009

The Band And I Want Inside Your Head – 4/21/2009

You And Your Bright Blue Blouse, Pearls, and Sunglasses, And Me and My Shorts, Flowery Hawaiian Shirt, And Sandals Look Pretty Good Together, And I Was Thinking We Could Do Something About It – 4/24/2009

It’s All Over – 4/25/2009

A Saturday Afternoon In The Middle of July – 4/26/2009

Moment of Truth – 4/26/2009 (100^th Song)

Outta Love (Yet) Again – 4/27/2009

Mad – 4/27/2009

(As Long As) It Keeps You Here – 4/28/2009

Don’t Look Down – 4/28/2009

One Last Shot – 4/29/2009

He’s Got The Wrong Guy – 5/1/2009

Trust Me – 5/2/2009

Yuji VS Kento (Comedic) – 5/3/2009

Don’t Forget – 5/3/2009
Shut Up – 5/3/2009

December – 5/4/2009

What Do You Want From Me? – 5/5/2009

Tickle My Bass (Comedic) – 5/6/2009

Wake – 5/6/2009

Obsess – 5/7/2009

Circus (Comedic) – 5/8/2009

This is a ~~Love~~ Song – 5/9/2009

I May Be A Leech, But I’m Your Leech – 5/12/2009

Potatoes Are Badass (Comedic) – 5/13/2009

Answers – 5/14/2009

I’m Sorry...Okay, I Lied – 5/20/2009

You Crazy Diamond (Not A Floyd Cover) – 5/21/2009

Lullabye – 5/26/2009

Quiet The Noise – 5/29/2009

A Gift – 5/29/2009

The Business of Show – 5/30/2009

This Is What I Call A Second Chance – 6/2/2009

The Bus Doesn’t Stop For Two Stupid Teenagers Who Think They’re In Love – 6/3/2009

Another Would-Be Song About Heartbreak – 6/4/2009

I Am The Black Metal!!! (Comedic) – 6/6/2009

I Renamed This Song Because The Last Title Sucked – 6/6/2009

It’s Not Goodbye; I’m Just On Layaway – 6/6/2009

Introduction (Comedic) – 6/11/2009

For All Time (Comedic) – 6/11/2009

The Battle (Comedic) – 6/11/2009

The REAL Battle (Comedic) – 6/12/2009

Yoshi (Comedic) – 6/12/2009

Loose Ends – 6/12/2009

There Ain’t Much To Romance When You Rhyme It With Showmance – 6/13/2009

Ashen Covanent (Comedic) – 6/14/2009

Straight Flush (Comedic) – 6/14/2009

(Infant)ry – 6/19/2009

What If? – 6/20/2009

No, It’s Not Me, It’s Not Your Cronies, It Really Is You (Rewrite) – 6/23/2009

Don’t Beat It – 6/27/2009

Loveletters to Letterlovers – 6/28/2009

Roadblock – 7/4/2009

What The Hell? – 7/6/2009

2012 – 7/10/2009

Has It Only Been Seventeen Days? – 7/10/2009

Wilted Rose (Rewrite) – 7/12/2009

Forgiveness (Rewrite) – 7/12/2009

Shitty Drawing Of A Vampire Eating My Best Friend (Rewrite) – 7/12/2009

Revolutionary (“The City of The Dead” Rewrite) – 7/12/2009

Miserable (Rewrite) – 7/12/2009

7 (Rewrite) – 7/12/2009

Misery – 7/12/2009

A Short Song About Screwing Up (“Answers” Rewrite) – 7/12/2009

Scottish Monkey Adventures In Puerto Rico—Beam Me Up! (Comedic) – 7/12/2009

Suffer The Loss (Rewrite) – 7/12/2009

The Only Irony You Know Is That I’m Running The Show – 7/13/2009

~~Wes~~ and ~~Jared....~~

~~Jared~~ ~~Wes~~ (Comedic) – 7/21/2009

Stupid Analogy – 7/21/2009

:PUTNAM: (Comedic) – 7/22/2009

Sleep – 7/22/2009

The Strangest Thoughts – 7/25/2009

(Watch Me) Take You – 7/28/2009

Does Anybody Here Remember? – 7/31/2009

It’s That Or Your Voice – 7/31/2009

Stop Trying To Scare The Shit Out Of Me – 8/1/2009

Broken Bones Row – 8/2/2009

Straight Flush (Rewrite, Comedic) – 8/3/2009

Stop – 8/16/2009

Speed – 8/16/2009

One And The Same – 8/18/2009

Dreams – 8/24/2009

He – 8/24/2009

I Can’t Do This... – 8/25/2009

...But I Will Sing That. – 8/25/2009

Dreams Part Deux – 8/31/2009

Introduction (Wizard Rock) – 9/3/2009

Dear Ginny (Wizard Rock) – 9/3/2009

I Fell (Into You) (Wizard Rock) – 9/3/2009

I Fell (On My Ass) (Wizard Rock) – 9/3/2009

Goodlove Lovegood (Wizard Rock) – 9/3/2009

Hit The Wall – 9/3/2009

Dursleys (Wizard Rock) – 9/4/2009

As You Rest – 9/5/2009

Sick Little Lovers – 9/7/2009

Those Eyes – 9/7/2009

Memory – 9/8/2009

Color – 9/12/2009

Sunset – 9/13/2009

Amour (French) – 9/13/2009

It’s The Heart-Pounding Memories That’ve Kept You Going, And You Know It – 9/14/2009

Gone – 9/15/2009

The Masked Murderer Of Belgium – 9/16/2009

A Farewell On Wellfare – 9/21/2009

The Dementor’s Kiss (Wizard Rock) – 9/22/2009

Palm Trees And Tiny Bikinis Are A-Callin’ – 9/22/2009 (200^th)

Poison - 9/26/09

Speechless - 9/28/09

Give Me One Good Reason - 10/3/09

Untouchable - 10/11/09

Soaked Sheets in Dark Hallways - 10/11/09

I Am Not Your Father, George! Yes. - 10/13/09 (Irvin Kershner Hip Hop, Comedic)

Innocence - 10/13/09

Cry - 10/13/09

Mess of You – 10/15/09

When The Generals Gave Command – 10/25/09

Telepathetic Communication – 10/28/09

Our Criminal Heroes – 11/7/09

Catch Me If You Can – 11/8/09

11:11=6:42=8:17 – 11/8/09

Wipe The Dust of This Crummy Little Town... – 11/16/09

Better Than I Am – 11/16/09

Travels of and Brought About by Insanity – 11/17/09

Just a Lie – 11/20/09

Only Three – 11/20/09

Method to My Madness – 11/21/09

Can You Hold Your Breath – 11/21/09

Stone-Cold Lovers – 11/22/09

Watch You Cry – 11/22/09

Your Winnings, Sir – 11/23/09 (225th)

Anyone notice the 30's/40's classic film references this month?

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Saturday, November 14, 2009

Dear Hannah

Dear Hannah,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes at a mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my best friend.
I'm sure you're senial enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.

I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood test as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Jared
PS - ...no.

Here's what to do!::

Dear (insert name of the person you last talked to)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___ 12 ___,
--Your name --

Ps. ___13___

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we went skinny dipping
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Fries; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed
Powerangers; Arabic

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name ?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Always have felt dirty for
I/J - Never openly mocked
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - With ease
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - Your everlasting enemy
Japan - Go and milk a cow
Greece - Go and drown yourself
Australia - You suck
Egypt - Buzz off now

13. How many letters does GEORGE have in it? (change the name to whoever you adress the letter to, and if your really thick you choose the wrong one even though george has 6)
6 - I'v always wanted to use your nipples for shooting practise
5 - I'm a dumbass
7 - My dick sticks out at a very funny angle whenever i wear spandex
4 - Despite all that i said in this crappy letter, your welcome round to my place anytime after 10 pm.
3 - Remeber that time i shoved a whole ghurkin up my ass? good times baby
1 - you must be african?
127361873618273617538 - SHOOT ME NOW!
8 - May i donate to you my prize selection of mosquito poo?
9 - your name is obcenely long. so is my dick
11 - would you mind very much buying me a new watermelon

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Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Guitar Covers

What started out as some guitar covers turned into Guitar-Cover-Plus-Some-Cover-Advice-Thing.

Fall Out Boy-

The Music or The Misery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukKmwqUh0NQ

I Don't Care: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miPaujbJG_Q

My Chemical Romance-

This Is How I Disappear: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_JRAnHLG-s

Pink Floyd-

Comfortably Numb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El0O9xUF8cQ

Tenacious D-

The Metal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEFlJTR-v40

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Monday, June 01, 2009

Guess mah sh**

Step 1: Put your music player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 35 songs that play, no matter how embarassing.
Step 3: Have people guess what songs they are.
Step 4: Change the colour of whichever songs are guessed.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating!

(white means it's been guessed)

1. Can I be dreaming once again, I'm reaching helpless--I descend
2. I'm not a crybaby; I'm THE crybaby.
3. One last glance from a taxicab, images scar my mind
4. Jet sounds a distant roar behind you, as you try to clear your head
5. Some say, "Now, suffer all the children, and walk away a savior..."
6. So you thought you might like to go to the show?
7. They told him "Don't you ever come around here..."
8. I dreamed I was missing--you were so scared...
9. AAAAW, SH**! GET YOUR TOWELS READY--ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!
10. With all of this, I know now, everything inside of my head...
11. Dude, I totally miss you...I really ****ing miss you.
12. Wait until it fades to black, ride into the sunset, would I lie to you?
13. I woke up today, singing like the stones that you've thrown.
14. Come into my life, regress into a dream...
15. You always said we'd meet again, you always said you'd be here...
16. Do you know what's worth fighting for, when it's not worth dying for?
17. Drop the ball, watch it fall far below...
18. I've been taking crates ever since I was living in space...
19. Going through this life, looking for angels...
20. Don't know what's going on, don't know what went wrong...
21. Just talk yourself up, and tear yourself down...
22. Oh, they must pay the rent with their rock.
23. I never thought that I was so blind.
24. This is my last goodbye; get up and go.
25. The government totally sucks, you mother******...
26. I confess, I messed up. Drop it--I'm sorry...
27. Cue up the celebration, come on, come on...
28. *coma-inducing guitar colos* On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light (wtf?)
29. I'm a stitch away from making it, and a scar away from falling apart.
30. Baby, you've been had.
31. Do you remember the time we fell in love?
32. Sunshine, won't you be my mother?
33. Clouds are singing a song, marching along, just like they do...
34. Hello? Is there anybody in there?
35. Far away, this ship has taken me far away...

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Sunday, May 31, 2009

? Long much? Don't judge me on my answers; at leas

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4''.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ x] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been Skiing.
[xxx] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[] I'm single
[ x] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[ x] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ xxxx] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ x] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[ ] I bake well.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ x] I know how to shoot a gun
[x ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[] I am really ticklish. [I can turn it off sometimes though]
[x] I love white chocolate.
[] I bite my nails.
[x ] I play video games.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All of those are answered honestly.

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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Re: NOTE Update

Name: Jared
Gender: Guy
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start it? Start, wait three hours for the water to warm up, then get in.

2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle? No...

3.) What shampoo do you use? Some sort of mint tea tree thing.

4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? Not as far as you know.

5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? No.

6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? I usually do, actually.

7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? Yes?

8.) How old do you look? 15-16ish?

9.) How old do you act? Depends on the situation.

10.) What's the last song you heard/sang?
Sang: Lullabye by Fall Out Boy
Heard: Wild Side by Motley Crue

11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?: No

12.) What are your plans for the weekend? Nuffin

13.) What is your mood at the moment? Sad ish.

14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? Ah, no.

15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after drinking? No...

16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? Dead.

17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut? Hell yeah.

18.) Has anyone ever called you a slut? Like, a manslut?

19). Have you ever smuggled something into America? Yes.

20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive? I haven't seen anyone play, but I guess so.

21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team? I don't make it my business to know our sports teams' status.

22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn? Yes.

23). Have you ever turned someone down for a date? I've turned people down for many things, including going out, yes.

24.) What's your favorite superhero? Dear God, I dunno.

25.) Do you have more enemies or more friends? I should hope I have more friends.

26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter? Yes.

27.) Can you fix your own car? Ah, it depends. What car are you talking about?

28). Do you like staying up late? When I'm doing something.

29.) Are you smarter than your friends? Yes. XD

30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends? No.

31.) Have you ever been to jail? Ah, no.

32.) Last thing you bought over 50 dollars? Probably my guitar.

33) Do you like the smell of beer? There's just something about it...

34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream? So far, I've killed Mace Windu with his own lightsaber, and I drowned Howard the Duck.

35.) Have you ever given to charity? Yes

36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000? Whose dog is it?

37.) Do you ever get depressed? When I'm away from Olivia for a long time.
Like now.

38.) Do you live with your parents? Seeing as I'm under 18...

39.) Do you have plans for your future? Somewhat.

.....

NATURALLY
[ ] blonde
[ ] redhead
[] brunette
[ ] dirty blonde
[ ] brownish
[x] dark brown
[ ] black
[ ] red/light brown
[ ] Don't Know, Dyed Too Much

[ ] blue-eyed
[x] brown-eyed
[ ] black-eyed
[x] green-eyed
[x] Hazel-eyed
[ ] gold/gray-eyed
[ ] silver/gray- eyed
[ ] blue/green-eyed
[ ] blue/gray-eyed
[ ] green/gray-eyed
[x] they change colors
[ ] amber

Your personality is sometimes...

[x] talkative
[] shy
[x] funny
[x] serious
[x] laid back
[] hyper
[x] sarcastic

You like listening to:

[x] pop
[] country
[x] Christian
[x] orchestral/classical
[x] techno
[ x] oldies
[ ] opera
[ ] soca
[x] 80's
[ ] disco
[] rap
[x] classic rock
[x] punk
[x] pop punk
[x] metal
[x] reggae
[x] rock
[x] alt/indie rock
[x] emo
[x ] foreign rock
[ ] ska
[x] lots of different stuff
[ ] dancehall

The pets you have HAD?

[x] dog
[x] rat
[x] mouse

Your confessions:

[] I'm afraid of silence
[] I am really ticklish
[] I'm afraid of the dark
[x] I've collected comic books
[] I sometimes shut out others
[x] I open up to others TOO easily
[ ] I read the newspaper
[] I love Disney movies
[x] I am a sucker for gorgeous eyes
[x] I am a sucker for a gorgeous smile
[ ] I don't kill bugs
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I bake well
[ ] I have worn pajamas to class
[ ] I love Martha Stewart
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[] I am self-conscious
[x] I love to laugh
[] I can't swallow pills
[] I bite my nails
[x] play computer games when I'm bored
[] I have gotten lost in the city
[x] I have gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] made out in an elevator
[ ] I have been skydiving
[ ] I have been bungee jumping
[x] I have bitten someone
[] I have egged or rolled a house/car/telephone booth.
[] I have smashed (into) a car
[] I have been fired
[] I have been skinny dipping

Spell your name without vowels: Jrd Wllm Lmms

What color(s) do you wear most often?: Whatever's clean

Are you missing someone right now? More and more every day.

What's for dinner tonight? Spaghetti

Are you happy with your life right now? Yeah, except for the Olivia thing.

How do you make money? Manual labor

How's the weather?: Sunny.

Do you own big sunglasses?: Yeah, RIGHT.

What should you be doing right now? I'm free.

Who did you hug today? I haven't. -_-

How many beds did you lay in yesterday? Um...that's an awkward question...

Name one thing that you do everyday? Breathe.

What's the color of your bedroom walls? White

What's your favorite sport? I don't have one.

Look to your left, what do you see? Chair

Do you have plants in your room? Nope

Recent time you were really upset? :/

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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Quiz update

I made this a long time ago, and here it is, updated!

http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_much_like_the_jared_ar e_you
The How Much Like Jared Are You quiz!
The other one will be up soon.

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

New Years Blog

Can-this-day-get-any-worse-cliché as it may seem, this year seems to have started out exactly like last year: with a huge groan from myself, and a, 'Okay, screw this; bring on 2010!'

I forget what exactly it was last year, but I was immediately set in a bad mood. Well, history sure loves to repeat itself with me, as has been proven with about 100 instances of Déjà vu in 2008, and my pessimistic outlook on 2009, the latter of which was the same for last year, as I mentioned before, but more on the note of the newborn 2009...

I went to my friend, Wes's, church for an all-nighter including attendance at an ice hockey game and private viewing of that new Adam Sandler flick.

Yes, I said flick, not Click. That's a different movie altogether. :P

So, at the hockey game, he's really getting along with a couple of girls, one of which he really had eyes for (and she, him, as I was later able to tell…when a girl dreamily sighs a person's name, it's a definite sign of something), cracking jokes every five seconds and such. Seriously, they ate-it-up. I was just there, it seemed, to support and add on to some of his jokes, not necessarily making them any funnier.

Quite honestly, neither of these girls struck my immediate interest, other than my natural fascination with the female species (which can be mistaken for personal romantic affection, but I've learned to tell the two apart), but I feel like I'm never the one making the wisecracks and getting people laughing, or the guy with their attention, the guy that everyone just thinks is so darn cool to be around. No, I'm the right-hand-man of Mr Attention, or else the emo guy who always looks all depressed.

.. ..

(Not that I blame Wes for any of this—it's not his fault he's everyone's favorite.)

.. ..

The depressed-look thing…geez, Wes looks practically emotionless, even when he smiles! (no offence to him--and maybe that's something to wonder about, but my point is that I don't see how people can complain about me when he's kind of facial-expression-emotion-challenged or whatever) I don't see how people can get onto me about that without a care for his own 'hostile' expression.

Anyway, my natural facial expression is just hardened over the years, that's all. I feel older than my age, and I know it sounds emo, but I'm hardened on the inside. People are just going to have to learn to cope with that—even though, generally, I'm not necessarily a depressing person to be around. If I come across as such, it's just that, after stuff that's happened in the recent past, I tend to be weary. Can they blame me? Apparently so, because they don't think I have any reason to be the way I am, because they don't know the things that humanity's done to earn my distrust as it so has.

.. ..

Such insecurities are always there, ever-present, to the point that I wouldn't let Wes within a mile of a certain somebody I care so deeply about, due to my fear of him winning her over after I wasn't even sure I'd had a chance in the first place!

.. ..

All this because Wes won over the less-hyper (until they started talking a lot) of two of your average chics…The other was one of those "OMG EDWARD" girls.

.. ..

It's been a loooong night.

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Song Titles (As of Feb 7 09)

Yeah, I'm not putting up any new lyrics this time, which I'm sure is a godsent miracle for you guys. XD
Here're the titles for every song I've written thus far:
Summer 2008 (dates later)
Cream, Pill, and Drink
Venom
The Last Thing A 'Vampire' Wants Is His Own Blood Sucked
Cardboard Box
The Whore Nextdoor
Carly
Last Dance
Where We Were and Where I Am Now
Try Not To Die On Someone You 'Love'
Father-Daughter Bonding Time
Rosalie
Build It And We'll Go From There
The Math In Murder
Bedtime Stories (written WAY before I saw or even knew of the movie)
Parade
Sick(ness)
Kill The Crown
Thank You
Massacre
Miserable
Forgiveness
Crappy Drawing Of A Vampire (Eating My Best Friend)
It Hurts Me, Too
Locked In
Stay With Me
Kill Me Again
Everything
City Of The (Un)UnDead
Untitled
Whisper
Wilted Rose
Runaway
Autumn 2008:
What I Need To Hear - Sept 3
House of Mirrors - Sept 4
The Whore Nextdoor (Rewrite--renamed "Hang Me") - Sept 8
Hope For The Expired - Sept 8
See You In Hell? - Sept 10
Death With Our Loved One(s) - Sept 11
7 - Sept 11
The Day After My Birthday - Sept 15
Die - Sept 15
Like Snow - Sept 21
Phantom Of The... - Sept 24
My Obsession - Sept 27
Lady Lovedeath - Oct 9
Unsure - Oct 9
Stay Away - Oct 22
What Never To Tell Someone You 'Love' - Oct 30
Suffer The Loss - Oct 30
What You Always Wanted - Nov 2
What You Always Wanted Re-write - Nov 4
Kill The Crown Re-write - Nov 5
Cream, Pill, and Drink Re-write - Nov 6
Venom Re-write - Nov 6
Here For You - Nov 13
The Cold - Nov 27
I Was You Before You Knew Me - Dec 10
Injection - Dec 18
I've Seen This All Before - Dec 19

Winter 2008-2009:
Grab Your Guns (Let's Abhor) - Dec 20
Misfits (Go Perfectly Together) - Dec 21
Look At You - Dec 21
Everything Rhymes When You're In Love (And It Sucks) - Dec 22
(It) Tore The Flesh From My Bones - Dec 27
Brilliance - Dec 27
You Know ("Carly" rewrite) - Dec 28
A Song Only John Mayer Could Sing Without Sounding Emo - Jan 3
Say Hello - Jan 4
Say Goodbye - Jan 4
Mother Stand Still - Jan 6 (75th song)
Use What God Gave You, Sweetheart, But Use It On Me - Jan 9
At The End - Jan 10
Counting Stars - Jan 12
Do The World A Favor And Make That Little Angel Yours - Jan 21
Welcome Back To My Life (Don't Screw It Up Again) - Feb 4

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Saturday, March 21, 2009

ViolenceTimes Day

Ah, where to start, where to start...
It's that time again, folks. Whoopie. I don't think I've ever actually been in a relationship during Valentine's Day. I'd like to know why the heck it's called that, by the way. Maybe I should google it or something. I read a friend's blog and decided to write my own on why I hate Febuary 14th. Quite honestly, it might just be the whole idea of being single when every other guy on the planet is busy making sweet love to the love of his life. Well, for one thing? The sex drive of us guys shoots up at the idea of the holiday because it's sexually-centered, so we just want someone of the opposite (hopefully) sex to spend it with us. Then, of course, half the relationships that sprouted this week end on the 15th. We get what we want, then we ditch whomever it was we were with, with the exceptionally rare case that we're actually in love or married or something.
How's this--if we were single this week and you, the girl, are spending the 14th with us? Don't get comfortable. It's not over--well, not until Sunday. That's your first and final warning.
I'm guessing my V-Day is going to be spent swearing, singing, and preparing to move, so I don't have to worry about that from either end. (Yes, chics hookup just for the 14th also.) But I'd like to actually have someone, whether or not on the 14th exclusively, who actually cares back. It gets annoying when everyone thinks you're a freak and no one says why, so, quite honestly, I never know what I'm doing wrong, so how the heck am I supposed to know what to and what not to do, whether in or planning to be in a relationship? You women kinda piss me off, you know that?
Anyway...to close, I'd like to say that this February 14th, I'm going on a killing spree and shopping for more of what nice clothing I've discovered I own. So, heck, maybe I'll run into some single chic at the mall and we'll hook up or something. At this point, I don't care. I'm a teenager, one who's tired of being more mature than everyone else, because it's brought me nothing. I just want female companionship, and if being a complete manwhore is what gets me that, then so be it. For the time being, I just feel a little violent. Just a bit murderous. I'm sick of catching kids making out with hot chics and not being caught myself.

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