Fuzzbox91

-start a thrash/hardcore punk/psycadelic band

-play as the lead guitarist and tour the U.S. 

-help contribute to the downfall of the pop/emo scene

-meet: steve vai, Kirk Hammett, Dave Mustaine, Marty Friedman, Paul Gilbert, Lou Reed, James Hetfield, etc.

-get laid a bunch of times before eventually settling down with one girl

-the band breaks up, i get drafted to world war III after a nuclear exchange between the U.S. and every country that hates us (inotherwords the whole world) 

-get sent home after i am shot in the leg.

-return home to see the entire nation in nuclear ruins (by this time my leg has healed) and spend the next 3 years trying to survive in a nuclear wasteland.  my girlfriend has left me and i am a grumpy old veteran.

-use my pension money to move to Iceland (one of the few countries not effected by nuclear war) and become a studio guitarist and a sound engineer

-buy a beer ejecting helmet, while walking down a street my life gets turned around when a silver pickup truck pulls up to me and i see a guy in a chicken suit (now we all know people with beer ejecting helmets and guys with chickensuits dont get along) all of the sudden he runs over my foot.

-the band reunites, luckily, i had been practicng guitar and i can play my old guitar parts for touring. (but i have to tour in a wheelchair which sucks) 

-find another girl who i love, find out she wants to move to Norway just like me.

-live the rest of my life in Norway with the woman i love, my life is perfect, except for one thing.  i have the sudden urge to go to iceland for a vacation. 

-buy a chicken suit and a silver truck in Iceland.  as im driving i see this bastard in a beer ejecting helmet, god i hate these fuckers, they think they can just drink their problems away like that, motherfucker, he just flipped me off!!! thats it, 

-run over the douchebags foot and drive away laughing, i hate those fuckers, serves him right. i hate beer ejecting helemets, i want to find the guy who invented him and beat the shit out of him. guys with beer ejecting helmets are a cancer that is destroying modern society, something must be done about these devious bastards.