Okay. For those of you that have played the game that I posted up on my profile randomly, here is how to beat the game. ZELDA AND THE LAMPSHADE OF NO REAL SIGNIFIGANCE--
First, you see yourself standing in front of a cave. Walk in. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, the "Invincible" Lampshade Guardian, Sewer Demon comes out of nowhere. He won't attack you (because he's a giant lamp.) Just walk over to the big extension cord and pull the plug. He'll die and you collect the lampshade. (Secret- If you press the spacebar on the pedestal where Sewer Demon used to stand, a textbox will read "You danced on your enemy's grave." Kind of pointless, but somewhat amusing. lol :P) After that, you need to go to the Light Temple in the north, but Randy the Guard is standing in front of the entrance. To get him to move, you have to buy him a cheeseburger from McDonald's (the poor guy is starving!). He even gives you a big bag of money to do so! But, It turns out that some idiot in an orange shirt bought the last burger. Well, you can get another one by doing the following.
-Go all the way to the Southeast corner of the village. You'll see a statue of a fat guy next to a building. Walk in the building. -Give the bag of money to the guy in the building. He'll give you the mystical Girly Hair Products (great for fighting hat hair). -Go back to Mcdonald's. Walk in. You'll see a robot sitting at a table. It's actually a girl named Samus in a robot suit. Give her the hair products and she'll give you the "toy" that came with her Happy Meal, the Extreme Tiny Iron. (Dangerous if swallowed :P) -Go all the way to the graveyard in the Southwest corner of the village. You'll see Heiachi (the old guy with a bad hair style) standing next to an open grave. He wants to die, so give him the Extreme Iron. He'll eat it and die. Take his vase of flowers. -Go back to the well. Give the vase to that guy standing next to it, and he'll give you a frog. (WTF?!) lol. -Go to the Northwest corner of the village. You'll see Solid Snake (the dude with the beard) standing there. Give him the frog to eat (eww...) and he'll give you the Tiger Face Paints (Perfect for stealth missions.....and kid's parties....). -Go all the way to the Northeast corner of the village. You'll see the moron in the orange shirt that bought the last hamburger. Ignore that bum and go inside the building he's standing next to. You'll see Kirby (the pink blob with the machine gun) doing target practice. No, you can't use the gun to kill the guy in the orange shirt, but if you give Kirby the facepaint, he'll give you a taser (not for the guy in the orange shirt! lol) -Remember that sleeping guy that you passed when you went to the graveyard? go back to him again and you'll see that guy that you gave the vase to. You see, he filled it with water and splashed the sleeping guy with it to wake him up, but it didn't work. Barbecue that sleeping guy with the taser and go inside his house. You'll see a t.v. with a green gun lying next to it (it's not real, don't get so excited...). Take it. -Give the gun to Dante the Gravekeeper. (The Dude with White hair and the red trench coat you saw in the cemetary.) Give him the gun (he thinks it's real... lol) and you can take his shovel. -Use the shovel to dig up the grave at the entrance. Take the human corpse. (Eww... the meaty flesh hasn't had time to rot!). -Take the human corpse back to McDonald's and give it to the cashier. He'll say "Wow this is great quality meat you have." He'll make it into a hamburger for you. lol....(so that's why Mcdonald's tastes so funny...) -Give the cannibal-burger to the gaurd. He'll eat it. Wrenched over in stomach pain coupled with indigestion, he'll fall over. Walk across the bridge and into the temple. _Place the lampshade on the altar...and.........TADA!!!!! The Fung-Shwei of the room is complete........yep.....that's the end of it. You did all of that work just to make your room look good. lol......THE END.
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