'Welcome to Lazytown, it's a place where you'll wanna stay. You'll meet Robbie with his rotten plans and Sporticus saving the day'.
That is the start of the Lazytown theme tune. Now, is it just me or are rotten plans a reason for not staying in a place? Sporticus saves the day every day which makes me think that Lazytown isn't as great a place as the weirdo singing the theme tune makes out. Surely if the day gets saved every day, they'd just ship everyone out and make it into a reservoir for Lazycity? But no, the lazy authorities continue to let Robbie Rotten dick about with his rotten plans and make a simple gymnast/vigilante crime fighter save the day every bastarding day! And as the Lazytown authorities are too lazy to apprehend this rotten geezer, why doesn't Sporticus just string him up from a tree? It's not as if the LTPD (Lazytown Police Department) are going to go after him and even if they do, he can gymnastisise his way the hell out of town. What I'm really getting at is ...
I HATE LAZYTOWN!!!
I could go on, but Lazytown pisses me off too much and I may have to have the cast ritually face-raped by Adam Hart-Davis.
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Ed Hunter's blogs, last updated : November 24, 2008
