Overcome by procrastination,
Too consumed in recreation,
I try to solve this complex equation,
To you it's mental masturbation,
Intellectual strength and domination.
You sigh out of indignation,
As I call out in high elation.
Twisted up in great frustration,
You try to leave this conversation,
But you know that it's your obligation
To be the object of my fascination.
I will lead you through the subway station
As you lash out in desperation,
Unaware of our destination.
You exceed my expectation,
And now I offer explanation.
You have given me much inspiration,
And ensured in me the facilitation
Of the growth and cultivation
Of my childhood imagination,
As I fell into infatuation.
Um, you can have fun explaining it to yourself. It kind of took a weird route as I was writing it, because I was bored and had nothing else to do. This is what happens when I get bored. I was listening to Van Halen, and there's a song where Sammy Hagar refers to mental masturbation (One Way to Rock, I think. Not actually a VH song, but it's on the live CD), and that line inspired me to write this.
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