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Saturday, May 30, 2009

I've had enough

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So I've been banned from entering Scranton Branch...a place I have stood loyally by since I started here as a salesman slowly rising to Assistant regional manager. I am beyond angry at the moment. Michael tried to keep me in the office but some corporate fool in charge of Moderating has decided I am a security threat to the premises. Jim Halpert was tampering with my identification badge and I know that he is behind this.
 
I will crush my enemies when I return to my workstation in late June and make no mistakes, Dwight Danger Schrute will reap what he sows. I will devour my enemies with needless effort and if anyone thinks otherwise they can deal with me and my purple belt. I will be hanging outside the office and taking care of parking lot security in the meantime. I am selling beets from the back of my car and have my potato cannon on hand for anyone endulging in antisocial behaviour on the grounds.
 
So to all you haters start fearing because I will be back with a vengeance.
12:09 am - 11 comments - 8 Kudos - Report!
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Tire Me. wrote on May 29th, 2009 8:41pm

:haha: !!!!!!

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Oroborous wrote on May 30th, 2009 3:49am

I await the second coming of Dwight with great anticipation!

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isildurs_bane wrote on Jun 2nd, 2009 11:43pm

HOLY SHIT! DID ANYONE NOTICE THE URL OF THIS BLOG?
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/Dwight+Schrute/ blog/ 66666/
*RUNS AWAY WITH ARMS FLAILING*

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Dwight Schrutea wrote on Jun 4th, 2009 4:19am

isildurs_bane wrote on Jun 3rd, 2009 at 9:43am :


HOLY SHIT! DID ANYONE NOTICE THE URL OF THIS BLOG?
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/Dwight+Schrute/ blog/ 66666/
*RUNS AWAY WITH ARMS FLAILING*


This is why I have met teh banhammer my friend. I am satan reincarnate.

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sglover34479 wrote on Jun 27th, 2009 6:17pm

:haha::haha::haha:
:haha::haha::haha:
:haha::haha::haha:
A lulstack for you good sir!

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Dwight Schrutea wrote on Jul 6th, 2009 9:29am

Ahh my first lulstack. Kudos sir.

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Ponyexpress wrote on Aug 8th, 2009 4:50am

I shake in fear of the mighty Dwight :bow:

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Ponyexpress wrote on Aug 8th, 2009 4:50am

:bows:

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Ponyexpress wrote on Aug 8th, 2009 4:51am

shjit the bow thingy doesn't work
oh well...

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Strato-Massacre wrote on Sep 30th, 2009 8:11pm

linky?

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Thrash_Head1990 wrote on Jul 30th, 2010 7:37pm

Sweet! :D

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