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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Beer makes sence

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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.


But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
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LazySandman wrote on Oct 18th, 2008 5:33pm

brilliant

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frettlessIBANEZ wrote on Oct 28th, 2008 12:27am

i'm investing right now!

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HGF wrote on Nov 22nd, 2008 3:52pm

now I know how I can make myself golden!!! AND ITS NOT A BAD WAY TO DO IT!!
thank you

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guitar_maiden wrote on Nov 28th, 2008 11:02pm

nice!

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Triumph2002 wrote on Jan 11th, 2009 2:34pm

Amen!!

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Asenath83 wrote on Feb 27th, 2009 6:52pm

*falls over laughing*

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kikaykitko wrote on Mar 23rd, 2009 11:07pm

:haha:

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Rocker_geek wrote on Mar 25th, 2009 8:07pm

lulz, am investing right now

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