DorkusMalorkus

http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/california/

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i heard gay people breathe fire.

is that true? is that why they shouldn't get married?

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You're the most normal gay guy I've "met" so far. If only more gays were like you..

Nice taste in music as well.

Cheers, man

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DorkusMalorkus wrote on Apr 29th, 2009 at 5:56am : I'm a gay. You can't change that. Respect me, I'll respect you. Most people don't even know that I'm gay. Only my friends and they people they tell know. I don't hide the fact, but really I'm not so flamboyant. People mistake me for straight all the time. <.< Wanna cyber?!??!?!

Ha dude I'm just messing with you.

On the other hand, it is kind of hard to see that over the internet.

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DorkusMalorkus wrote on Apr 29th, 2009 at 1:54am : That is tempting. My only worry is that Connie experiments with transgenderism. I am sure to lose. I'm a man's gay who doesn't fart fairies.

I would like to see someone who could fart fairies.

But I see your point.

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Wow, you're so gay, I'm compelled to think you're not.

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idk... walking the catwalk competitively in awesome clothes until they get so incredibly fabulous the world explodes?

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You should track down Constantine, get him to start posting again, and have a queer-off or something. A fight to the death... er, fight to the fabulous.

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hey i saw your Comets On Fire comment; do you listen to Raccoo-oo-oon? they're hit or miss sometimes but they scratch the rash that Comets On Fire gave me.

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bodyheatseeker wrote on Feb 11th, 2009 at 11:23pm : You liked "The Importance of Being Earnest" and that's very cool. Are you a big Wilde fan?

Would that be Zakk Wylde or Oscar o_O

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You liked "The Importance of Being Earnest" and that's very cool.

Are you a big Wilde fan?

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holy shit. i just went to the xiu xiu blog thingy and there is a picture of you on it.

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DorkusMalorkus wrote on Nov 24th, 2008 at 10:53pm : riverrun...is the book good? Oh yeah, so this photo looks like a baroque painting and I love that. And you kind of look like Heath Ledger (BBMountain status) in this picture. I also love that.

Shit yeah it's good! Probably my favorite book I've ever read. If you're into the literature with an endless sort of depth, you'll love it.

And thank you thank you for yr kind words!

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Max Fischer is my hero.

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waterproofpie wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 9:58pm : okay this is going to sound like a total creep fest but do you post on Collected Animals? If not, then I have found your doppleganger

I did a while ago. But I'm not sure if I had my name as Dorkus Malorkus. I remember I had to re-register because I couldn't remember the password, and my new name was "Like a dead fly."

It probably was me, unless it was recent.

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okay this is going to sound like a total creep fest but do you post on Collected Animals? If not, then I have found your doppleganger

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you are definitely right. the best guitarist is a guitarist who doesnt use a guitar.

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omg yes I lovedddd that movie :]♥

I never found George Clooney attractive tbh...I thought he had a strange looking nose.

-thinks- Who else...any Calvin Klein models? David Beckham? omg he is fitttt.

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Hmm who else...Brad Pitt? Heath Ledger? x)
Who's the most attractive guy in the world to you? :]

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Awwwh yay I like Justin Timberlake too hehe :]

Though may I ask...do you think Patrick Dempsey is hot?

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