Donkey Fly

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You would not believe your eyes
If these sheep were wearing ties
they’d look smart and would probably rule the world

'Cause they'd take our only jobs
And turn in to charming snobs
You'd think me rude
But I would just call them nobs

I'd like to make you all believe
That all these sheep are wooly
I have the proof and You have my word
So take a chance now please
Without the wool these sheep would surely freeze

'Cause I'd get a half assed hug
From one massive wooly rug
As it tried to teach me how to cook

A goats horn upon my head
A toy lamb beneath my bed
A paper ball that's just hanging by some bread

I'd like to make you all believe
That all these sheep are wooly
I have the proof and You have my word
So take a chance on these
Without the wool these sheep would surely freeze
Cause they’re only sheep.

Leave my door open just a crack
(I sense that there’s something near)
'Cause I feel them sheep might just attack
(Please give me something shear)
Why do I stock up on dairylee
(All of my hopes are reduced to fear)
When they are most scared of cheddar cheese

To ten million cutish lambs
Its weird 'cause they all hold hands
I got misty eyes as they lost their way

But I'll know where several are
If I’m quiet I’ll hear them baaa
'Cause I see a few and watch them from afar

I'd like to make myself believe
That all these sheep are trustworthy
but all they do is just stand and star
while grazing in the breeze
I guess it's something I just can't believe