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What if Jesus Christ was not a human being?

If Jesus were say, a gorilla, would we still be brought to everlasting happiness, or suffering, or would we just be another wild animal dead?

If Noah's Ark is a true story, but it is the gorillas who were those led by Holy Trinity of God, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit, would human beings be spared, or would God not even be upset with the apes to begin with?

What makes our sickening, pathetic society of irrational creatures so much more important than, say, the lions of Africa? We are a self-concerned species – we use diet pills to burn off the weight we're too lazy to work off and we use teeth whitening strips because we can't seem to find the time to brush our teeth.

And if Jesus Christ were an alcoholic who slept on street corners begging for money, would anyone bother to crucify him?

It seems I'm always staring off at nothing wondering “what if”, replaying scenarios in my head with director's cut alternative endings, imagining what I'll do in the next scene.

Life is a movie that never really gets a happy ending. Although you may walk away from the theater thinking, “hey, that was really inspirational,” you still know in the end, the main character will die and all the extras in the cast will forget their name and that they ever met them. Switch roles, and repeat.

And for the record, happy, law-abiding citizens with no drama never make for an interesting movie.

Think of every autobiography you've ever read and tell me how many have zero pain, zero suffering.

Happy people don't exist, and if they do, they are unimportant. The world revolves around sadness because it sells. The Titanic movie made over a million and a half in the box office worldwide – people paid to watch people die on a ship.

How touching.