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defleppettychik (2)
Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Funny Quotes!

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" Don't let anyone tell you you're dirt poor... You've got plenty of dirt!" Connan O'Brian
 
" Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." Some Guy
 
" The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."  Robert Bloch
 
" Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." Homer Simpson
 
" Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams
 
" You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." Homer Simpson
 
" I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."  Henny Youngman
 
“ Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.” Steve Martin
 
“ I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Steve Martin
 
“ I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress” Steve Martin
 
“ First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” Steve Martin
 
“ I gave my cat a bath the other day. . .they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . .” Steve Martin
 
" A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." Steve Martin
 
“ Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.” Matt LeBlanc
 
" I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?" Jerry Seinfeld
 
" The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets… he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman." Jerry Seinfeld
 
" A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." Ronald Reagon
 
" Join the "Def_Leppard_Man is AWSOME" group, because Def_Leppard_Man is AWSOME!!!!!" Def_Leppard_Man
 
12:15 pm - 16 comments - 2 Kudos - Report!
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Van Halen Man wrote on Aug 13th, 2008 1:52am

I take it you moved this so you could fit those youtube videos on there...

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Def_Leppard_Mana wrote on Aug 13th, 2008 2:12am

i could fit those there anyway but it was too long of a page... it was annoying. And i dont have any other good blogs. Not that this is, but yea!

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Van Halen Man wrote on Aug 13th, 2008 5:25am

you wouldn't want to have to scroll for 2 minutes to get to your comments....

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Def_Leppard_Mana wrote on Aug 13th, 2008 5:51am

which i still do but... its alot better than 5!

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Van Halen Man wrote on Aug 13th, 2008 5:59am

but not better than 1.85

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Def_Leppard_Mana wrote on Aug 14th, 2008 8:54pm

but it is better than 7.8926641298734660!

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Van Halen Man wrote on Aug 14th, 2008 10:00pm

Def_Leppard_Man wrote on Aug 14th, 2008 at 3:54pm :


but it is better than 7.8926641298734660!

but it's NOT better than .039482

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Def_Leppard_Mana wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 1:52pm

but it is indeed better than 17.66564588835848559132449265547!!!

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Van Halen Man wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 10:38pm

but is is NOT better than .111111785

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Def_Leppard_Mana wrote on Aug 18th, 2008 1:31pm

but NOT NOT better than 21.99999999999999999999999922222222222222222222211 11111111111111111111781447062209431654!!!!!!!!!!!! !

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Van Halen Man wrote on Aug 21st, 2008 6:21pm

but NOT NOT NOT better than .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000010928395987933452423509

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Def_Leppard_Mana wrote on Sep 4th, 2008 2:22am

BUT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT WORSE THAN 16.446219847339214568334044350333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Van Halen Man wrote on Sep 14th, 2008 11:27pm

but if I at a giant green caterpillar whose army of gym teachers attacked the empire of the the roman pee faces then it would be better than -8.2333252525 but I didn't eat that historic caterpillar so it is NOT better than...that number.

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Van Halen Man wrote on Sep 14th, 2008 11:29pm

*if I ate*

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Def_Leppard_Mana wrote on Nov 25th, 2008 2:33am

...wow

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defleppettychik wrote on Nov 30th, 2008 5:59am

omfg........that was so retarded but funny in so many ways....lol....you twos conversation I mean




lol ;]

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