If you ever get in really bad trouble in school and your teacher tells you to write some paper on why what you did was bad or whatever, instead of writing them an essay, write them a romance novel and turn it in the next day just to see what they do. I've never done it, but my friend who came up with the idea was this close (holds fingers a half-inch apart) to doing it.
One time we had a test in school (history)and I had to write an essay
I didn't study and didn't know the question
So I wrote like everything that came to my mind because i was bored lol
I remember in the philosophy prelim exam our teacher had been off sick for months so we didnt know what to do. The substitute teacher told us if we didnt know the answers to any question just to draw dinosaurs, so thats what we did.