LADY: Hi officer, was i speeding? STATE TROOPER: Yes Maam, you were going 75 in a 60. License and registration please.
LADY: Sure but when you hand me my ticket go ahead and hand me two tickets to the State Troopers ball. STATE TROOPER: Maam, State Troopers don't have balls!....
State Trooper smiles and closes his ticket book
STATE TROOPER: Have a nice day Maam.
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