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Thursday, November 15, 2007

pickle slicer

Current mood: amused

Views: 575
Comments: 11

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

 

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

 

"What’s wrong, Bill?" she asked.

 

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

 

"Oh, Bill, you didn’t" she exclaimed.

 

"Yes, I did." he replied.

 

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

 

"I got fired."

 

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

 

"Oh she got fired too."

2:18 pm - 11 comments - 18 Kudos - Report!
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BoomBazookaJoe wrote on Nov 15th, 2007 6:19pm

Where do you get this stuff? These are funny! Kudo for yous!!!

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11Vegeta11 wrote on Nov 16th, 2007 10:54pm

lol very funney stuff stand up material kudo's

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Aqua Dementia wrote on Nov 17th, 2007 12:45am

HA! Man I haven't heard that joke in eons.

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mattm4 wrote on Nov 28th, 2007 4:27pm

LOL thats good!

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kidsthesedays wrote on Dec 11th, 2007 6:09am

dark cat's funneh stories ftw!

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JilaX^ wrote on Dec 16th, 2007 12:07pm

Awww man that joke is awesome!

Where do you get all this stuff? :p

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JilaX^ wrote on Dec 16th, 2007 12:07pm

Forgot kudos ;)

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DarkCata wrote on Dec 17th, 2007 2:25am

lol, I like looking things up on websites, and then my one friend can make some of them up, and/or find really funny ones, which i LOVE him for :)

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Dragonriderandy wrote on Jan 3rd, 2008 3:47pm

lol

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harasturner wrote on Jan 3rd, 2008 4:15pm

holy shit that is so funny where did u get it from

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thorn rich wrote on Jan 9th, 2008 10:00pm

you always have really funny stories lol

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