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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The 12 pains of christmas

Current mood: cranky

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this is a song i heard on the radio
 
 
"The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, is finding a Christmas tree.

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Rigging up the lights.
And finding a Christmas tree.

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Hangovers.
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree.

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Sending Christmas cards.
Hangovers.
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree.

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Five months of bills.
Sending Christmas cards.
Hangovers.
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree.

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Facing my in-laws.
Five months of bills.
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards.
Hangovers.
Rigging up the lights.
And finding a Christmas tree.

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
The Salvation Army.
Facing my in-laws.
Five months of bills.
Sending Christmas cards.
Oh geez!
I'm trying to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree.

The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
I want a Transformer for Christmas!
Charities! And what do you mean, your in-laws?
Five months of bills.
Ah! Making out these cards.
Edith, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?
And finding a Christmas tree.

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Finding parking spaces.
Daddy, I want some candy!
Donations.
Facing my in-laws.
Five months of bills.
Writing up those Christmas cards.
Hangovers.
Now why the hell are they blinking?
And finding a Christmas tree.

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Batteries not included.
No parking spaces.
Buy me something!
Get a job, ya bum!
Facing the in-laws.
Five months of bills.
Yo ho, sending Christmas cards.
Ah geez, look at this.
One light goes out, they all go out!
And finding a Christmas tree.

The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Stale TV specials.
Batteries not included.
No parking spaces.
Mommy, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Charities.
She's a witch, I hate her!
Five months of bills.
Oh! I don't even know half these people.
Who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight, I blew a fuse!
And finding a Christmas tree.

The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas carols.
Stale TV specials.
Batteries not included.
No parking?!?
(sound of an annoying crying child)
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills.
I'm not sending them this year. That's it!
Shut up, youse!
Fine, you're so smart; you rig up the lights!!!
And finding a Christmas tree." 


 listen 2 it
http://www.links2love.com/lyrics-12-pains-of-chris tmas-song.htm


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SLASH.94 wrote on Dec 31st, 2008 4:34pm

Thats weird

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SLASH.94 wrote on Dec 31st, 2008 4:34pm

Thats weird

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MASTER JiMMY wrote on Jan 1st, 2009 6:51am

Shut up and fuck off.

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DYLANSAD11a wrote on Jan 1st, 2009 3:29pm

MASTER JiMMY wrote on Jan 1st, 2009 at 12:51am :


Shut up and fuck off.
get the hell off my profile if you dont want to make peace

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mjkshreds wrote on Jan 1st, 2009 7:17pm

I thought you were jewish?

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DYLANSAD11a wrote on Jan 1st, 2009 7:18pm

mjkshreds wrote on Jan 1st, 2009 at 1:17pm :


I thought you were jewish?
i am

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slayer-fan77 wrote on Mar 5th, 2009 1:58am

then why are you posting lyrics to a song about Christmas

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