Today, I decided to pop on UG for the first time inm like, ages. I saw that I had a huge obscene number of views, which is funny, because I haven't used this page in... Forever, feels like. Who the hell are you people, and why are you checking my page? IN some false hope that someday, I'll come back? Probably not, because I'm not exactly famous. >.> Nor interesting.
If any of you are interested in what I've been up to, then you're probably either friends with me on Facebook, Deviantart, or Skype. Or whatever other new-agey internettikins has been produced lately. I got called short (At 5'10, I am a rather stout individual), and since then have been increasingly paranoid about tall people.
I get this fantasy where I cut their legs off, and look them in the eyes. Since then, I've begun staying away from power tools.
I've learned Combat Sambo from Abi, my Russian buddy.
We have begun shooting popcans from 325ft. away with .22s, because he wants us to be prepared for the apocalypse, and I like shooting things. :3
Russians are insane.
We've come up with a design that will render these inefficient gas-powered weed whackers obsolete. I call it 'Goat on a Stick'.
I don't know why poeple keep on visiting you , maybe because you have many friends here and some funny comments, and also some funny blogs, maybe because you have a "crazy" in your name and this attracts the fool youth not knowing what else to do, maybe because you are friend with the russians , maybe the opposite
Crazymike100 wrote on Oct 8th, 2010 at 3:19pm : salmon philippe wrote on Oct 8th, 2010 at 2:04am :
Then they should visit you. You use your UG, so there's always new stuff, and you've got funny and clever comments, and you're friends with the Russians...
...And you've got a Salmon in your name. And people just love Salmon. Not as much as Tuna, but it's still up there in the dietary goodness charts.
Yeah , I love salmon too and not only because it is my real name.
UG is ok I suppose, the community page has not moved since last May, but it does not seem to disturb anyone....