So last week I went to the dollar theatre to see the movie Twilight. I've heard some pretty bad reviews about it, but hell, I thought, it can't be THAT bad! I mean, there's no way in hell a movie can possibly be worse than Bruno (which sucked, btw. Nothing against gay people, but everything against Sacha Baron Cohen)
If you see this man, you're in his new movie!Congrats! Go see yourself in theatres, and sue his ass!
And guess what? Twilight made Bruno look like Brokeback Mountain(which was a good movie, btw.) The ONLY thing that made it worth the five dollars I spent on the ticket was that I didn't buy the ticket. My crazy stalker girlfriend whatever did. Also, she brought snacks and threw CD's full of hardcore porn labeled "Edward Cullen" at preteen girls. But I digress.
The acting was terrible, the glitter herpes made me want to choke Stephenie Meyer until her stupid whore brain understands that AIR IS FOR SMART PEOPLE and all the screaming fangirls in the theatre lowered my Facebook IQ by ten points. It's amazing that a whole summer after the premiere there are still twitards wandering around with their Edward Cullen T Shirts and mouthbreathing idiocy. Though it was fun to sprinkle myself with glitter and lean against the wall and talk to the more stupid specimens of girl.
Also, who knew that girls could rape men? Fucking scary shit there, man. This will cause you hurt.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go file a report against Stephenie Meyer and her brainwashed rapist army. See you on CNN!
I honestly didn't find it to be that bad haha. I'm not going to read the books and I sure as hell wasn't expecting much from it. The one thing I hated about it was "I've considered radioactive spider, kryptonite., etc. This is one of the biggest fails in cinema history. Superman's weakness is kryptonite. Facepalm for them.
I have to agree with the fact of cohen being a C*ock oh hold on their usefull he's a complete Fu*kwit, he's an embarassment to the U.K ...and.....relax....I don't usualy answer blogs negatively but that guy makes my Sh*t itch...
Splashed wrote on Aug 27th, 2009 at 1:02pm : I honestly didn't find it to be that bad haha. I'm not going to read the books and I sure as hell wasn't expecting much from it. The one thing I hated about it was "I've considered radioactive spider, kryptonite., etc. This is one of the biggest fails in cinema history. Superman's weakness is kryptonite. Facepalm for them.
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I read the book because I thought it was a romance book but it was crap it's like 270 pages into the book oh here's the 2000th character IT"S LIKE START THE FUCKING STORY. The only Okay one was New Moon but in total no romance there's like a little action fairly boring waste of money
I've heard that Twilight was an phenomenom, but I haven't heard anything else about it. What is it about? Vampires? No, honestly I've been too lazy to check out.
i could give and ass less about (TWILIGHT) and the jonas brother, wtf is wrong with kid's these day, and relly talking about the girl's, who the hell is "nick" ?
and that the hell is hot about him, dammed children, pick up a guitar and learn stairway, not some (homosexual brother's that wana rape little boy's) shity ass music. and i have never watched it, or plan to watch this movie, id rather pop in 300 and get pumped by the hardcore human limb choping.
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