When I walk, the earth trembles. When I speack, buildings collapse. And when i play guitar, chicks wet themselves.
Fear me. For I am the Monster that rests inside you. Love me, for I am the Monster that lets you live. Live with me, for I am the Monster that does not fear.
Dine with me, for I am the Monster that loves peanut butter. Dig me a whole, for I am the Monster that will fill it with water. Find me a bed, for I am the Monster that will sleep in it with you (if you're a chick). Find me a guitar, for I am the Monster that can make it cry and scream. Find me a dog, for I am the Monster that will pet it.
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