Colgate Total

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last online: Oct 1, 2008

registered September 03, 2007

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Gender : Male

Birthday : November 30, 2025

Occupation : Grim Store Clerk

Location : Kvltville, Grimly, Norway

Education : Some college

Smoker : No

Drinker : No

Forum posts: 1,320 (3.3 per day)

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Gear info

Colgate Total has 2 pieces of equipment:

Squier: Strat

Squier: Shit Amp

Interests

Favorite bands :
Exodus, Heathen, Tankard, Flotsam and Jetsam, Megadeth, Slayer, Metallica, Cannibal Corpse, and everything else ranging from Country, Classical, and Blues/Jazz. Stevi e Motherfucker Ray Vaughan.

Favorite guitarists :
Chris Broderick, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Marty Friedman, Jason Becker, and Dave Mustaine.

Favorite bassists :
Burton, Ellefson, Lomenzo, and Blasko. Geezer Butler.

Favorite books :
I Am The Messenger

Favorite tv :
Two and a Half Men, Metalocalypse, The Simpsons, Futurama, and CSI.

Favorite movies :
A lot.

UG Groups

Own groups: Elitists, The "I'm a Guy and I Wear Tight Pants" Group

Member of: grammer nazi's, Proud to say i listen to country

Total plays: 497

Plays today: 0

Mp3s total: 5

MP3s

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Muddy ass tone (01:42)
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Smurderer (05:52)
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Brootalz Intro (01:28)
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Tone Test (01:39)
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Mutilated Cum Swallowing Decay (03:37)
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Colgate Total's blogs

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Colgate Total has posted 5 blogs total :

So, I tried some Crest Tooth Paste the other day.	10:07am : Jul 6th, 2008
Bastard...	2:18am : Jun 15th, 2008
Asshole Moment	1:57am : May 4th, 2008
Damn	5:48am : Apr 27th, 2008
My blog.	2:44am : Oct 13th, 2007

About Colgate Total

I like hockey, my favourite team(s) is(are) the Calgary Flames. I also have a liking for the Red Wings, Penguins, Capitals, Maple Leafs, Anaheim, and the Sharks. =] Fuck Edmonton, and fuck the Oilers.

I play goalie in hockey, but occasionally I also play left wing, I'm also a solid d-man. My favourite players are Jarome Iginla, and Steve Yzerman. Honourable mention to Evgeni Malkin and Miikka Kiprusoff.

Hockey aside, I play guitar, self taught. My current axe is the Agile Reaper Custom, and my amp is the Peavy Valveking. I bought the amp when I was more into Rock, and it's pretty great for that. Lacking as far as metal is concerned though.

I'm addicted to Coke, the drink. Drug ain't bad either. Haha. Usually, I'm cocky, and a bit of an asshole around friends, but of course I have those serious deep moments with friends. I hate describing myself also, as I usually seem like a complete fag (as in now).

So, I'll stop here.

Metal is awesome.