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Gender : Male

Birthday : May 27, 1992

Occupation : Freelance Ass-Kicker/Student

Location : Bay Area, California, United States

School : San Jose State University (San Jose, California, United States)

Education : In college

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Drinker : No

Forum posts: 1,902 (0.39 per day)

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Favorite bands :
I think you'd do better to ask what bands I don't like or haven't heard of. I have and adore an absurd and various amount of music. Seriously.
Favorite guitarists :
There's a ridiculous amount. I love anybody who can keep a beat, stick a melody in your head, make a groove, and get you to dance. Most inspirational would be Brian Setzer, I do believe. Ask me about it.
Favorite bassists :
Les Claypool | Jack Bruce | Lee Rocker | Tim Commerford | Flea | John Paul Jones | Dusty Hill | Noel Redding | Billy Cox | Kim Nekroman | Geddy Lee | Jimbo Wallace| John Hatton | anybody who can do a good rockabilly slap
Favorite books :
Catch-22 | Closing Time | anything and everything by Stephen King | anything by H.P. Lovecraft | Guitar Player | Guitar World | Guitar World Acoustic | Guitar Edge
Favorite tv :
Doctor Who |Band of Brothers | The Colbert Report | good stand-up specials | History Channel| Sci Fi Channel | Discovery Channel (Specificaly, stuff like Mythbusters) | Brainiac | SOME new G4 stuff(but TechTV was da shiznat) |
Favorite movies :
Kung Fu Hustle | Saving Private Ryan | BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!! | George A. Romero's Dead Franchise | the Evil Dead franchise | a good music DVD/movie | Bruce Lee stuff | anything WWII (well, the ones with action | not the sappy love story crap) | anything with Leslie Neilsen | I don't know, it varies a lot.
Chris_Parker is a member of the following bands:
The Chocolate Milk Conspiracy


UG Groups
Own groups: The mike.h Murder Case Song Group, The We Fucking Hate mike.h Group, The "I've Got a Pomp!" Group, The "I've Got an ACE Comb!" Group, Frank Sinatra Kicks Ass
Member of: The UG Rockabilly Group, the mike.h murder case, The "FUCK YOU MIKE.H" group, Blue Oyster Cult: MORE COWBELL!!, UG Rockabilly & Psychobilly Crew, Dr. Cox is my Mentor, Led Zeppelin fan club, We hate mike.h, but still have a slight homosexual attraction to him, Jazz enthusiasts, Grammar Nazi, Ultimate Guitar Heroes, Pit Whores, We Let People Listen to Whatever Musical Genre They Want, I Remember Old Nickelodeon, 60s-70s Rock n Roll, R.R.L (Real Rock Lovers), The High Temple of Holistic Tone, Chuck Berry, Muse Fans!, EHX Users, Demotivators, Colbert Nation, Hollow Body Pride, Chicken Foot Brigade, Bedroom Rockers, Surf Guitarists, best guitars around, Semi-Hollow and Full Hollow Bodied Electric Guitar Lovers, Dexter, Multi-Genre club, Old school Cartoon Network Fans, Mitch Hedberg is Awesome, Heroes, Church of Inglip
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Chris_Parker has posted 19 blogs total :
Guitar Hero IV (World Tour) Leaked Setlist 11:18am : Jul 25th, 2008
Natasha Shneider Celebration Concert!!! 5:48pm : Jul 19th, 2008
Kids Today... 11:52am : Jul 17th, 2008
Hahaha, What A Kunt(z) 8:37am : Jul 17th, 2008
Rock Band 2 Setlist 12:50pm : Jul 15th, 2008
About Chris_Parker
Well, jeez, guys. I used to frequent this site, but now I'm studying jazz at San Jose State. I play all manner of things, listen to much more. I'd link to my Facebook, but I'd like to talk to you first haha
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