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super snail looked around in utter horror... all those radio-active pizza slices comming 2 kill his poor defencless sheep side-kik!
leading the army of mutant pizza slices was the bloodthirsty, evil Dr.
Chicken! super snail jumped into the air and gave 1 of the pizza
slices a scissor kick, spun around fly kicked another, pulled out some
nija star-knives and threw them in all directions... anchovies,
pepperonni & chunks of cheese scattered under the vicouse assualt!
just as Dr. Chicken's evil hencheman Captain Mobile started
pranking the poor sheep bastard (sorry emma) , super snail opened his
snail shell revealing a cople of L.A.W. Missile rocket launches and set
the targets on the evil mobile phone. things were getting ugly... Dr.
Chicken had called in his back-up forces of ninja light
bulbs. super snail used his telekanisis to burst some bulb. and winced
as a shard of glass cut off 1 of his eye stalks. swivelling the
remaining eye around to WONDER SHEEP and saw that the stupid idiot was
now eating the poisened grass that the evil Rat-Liam had covered in
rat-sak b4 eating it himself. turning his L.A.W. Rockets around he used
the jet-pack to fly to help save his fellow sheep. but as he went over
the safety zone of radar detection a whole flight of fighters came into
view...!
squirting yesterdays lunch out of his ass onto their windows seemed 2
help as due 2 lack of visibility they all went crashing 2 the ground.
shooting a grappling hook into wonder sheeps spinal-cord, he yanked the
sheep away from the poisened grass and dumped him on the ground where
he went as limp as a bone. Now it was time for the ultimate showdown...
Dr. Chicken vs. Super Snail... who would b the victor? Dr. Chicken
pulled a M60 machine gun out from under his feathers and pulled the
trigger...
meanwhile...
wonder sheep was helpless as the remainder radio-active pizza
slices swarmed him and poisened him with radiation. normally he would
haf eaten them but thanx 2 super snails little stunt with the grappling
hook he was rendered useless.
Super-Snail suked himself back into his shell just in time 2 hear
the bullets bounce off his bullet proof shell. thats when he raised the
Phase emitter turret from the top of his shell. but it was useless as
Dr. Chicken's M60 shredded it 2 pieces. that's when Captain Mobile
SMS'd for an upgrade into CAPTAIN CAMERA!
sneaking up behind super snail's shell he took a nuclear photograph of
his shell causing it 2 dissintergr8. thats wen super snail morphed into
SUPER SLUG (defender of the weak & protector of the innocent).
Using his new powers super snail squirted more liquidy lunch onto Capt.
Cam.'s lens. swiveling his eye soket around @ Dr. Chicken he used his
powers to split the ground in 2 while a new state-of-the-art Barbique
jumped out of the hole in the crust just before it closed up
again. Awsome Barbique grabbed the evil chicken by the wing and cooked
it.
so Captain Camera, Super Slug & Awsome Barbique all had roast
chicken and radio-active pizza for dinner. Then they all lived happilly
ever after... well that is all except wonder sheep...
THE END
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