Favorite bands :
Strapping Young Lad, Ministry, Fear Factory, Mnemic, Atari Teenage Riot, Cradle of Filth, Emperor, The Devin Townsend Band, Scar Symmetry, Children of Bodom, Enya, T.Rex, The Sex Pistols, Nine Inch Nails, The Dubliners, Killing Joke, Sonic Syndicate, Dark Tranquillity, ZZ Top, Motely Crue, Carcass, Malefaction, Cannibal Corpse, Aphex Twin, Johnny Cash, Breedapart, Interrogate, Overoth, KMFDM, MDFMK, CombiChrist, VNV Nation, Kid Vicious, Sonorous, Armin Van Buuren, Nightwish, Bleeding Through, November Dead List, Forced Out Vision, Lauren Murphy, Pain, David Bowie, Gary Numan and the Tubeway Army, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Motorhead, Pendulum, The Prodigy, Filter, Vader, Arch Enemy, Marilyn Manson, Frontline Assembly, Sinisstar, Pitchshifter, Shakespears Sister, The Locust, Meshuggah, Desecration, Ronski Speed, Angerfist, Ultraviolence, Sonorous, Stargaze.
Favorite guitarists :
Devin Townsend, Alexi Laiho, Marc Bolan, Al Jourgensen.
Favorite bassists :
Him what plays in that band. Yeah, he's fucking awesome.
Favorite books :
"How To Rule The World" by Me.
Favorite tv :
The one in my room. It provides me with PlayStation, pornography and, when I'm feeling cheeky, Graham Norton.
Favorite movies :
"How Not To Fail At Life - A Step By Step Guide To Not Sucking Like A Dyson In Your Every Venture" - also by Me.
Married to bloodrocuted93 and FreakAddiction. Oh yes.
Well I'm an emotionally unstable alcoholic with a penchant for power chords, excessively high gain and touching myself at night.
Sometimes I enjoy relaxing by standing outside my front door with a straw hat, cut off jeans, a pipe and a rifle and shouting incomprehensible gibberish to passing motorists. When I want to do something productive I reach for a crowbar and beat myself relentlessly around the head until unconciousness occurs.
I won't called you "miss", hold a door open for you or give you sympathy - you're a big girl, put the seat down yourself. If people accuse me of being sexist, I can rest assured in my mind that I am, indeed, the sexiest sexist.
So if you ever feel like being handcuffed to a rusty old dog of a thing (and I'm not talking about cars here) give me a shout and I'll set you up within three working days, deposit necessary and no money back guarantee.
When God hands you lemons, you find a new God.
I am that new god.
If you ever want to buy me a drink, which I know you desperately want to do, Jack Daniel's is the poison.