Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no i dont have the special organs to be a mother even if i want to
Stranger: i dont have that much fur!
Stranger: and i know how to use the toilet
Stranger: i cant breath in water
You: he knows how to use a toilet......
Stranger: he drinks from the toilet
You: I know! You're my giant hairless South Malaysian Praying Mantis!!!
You: George, I Missed you!!
Stranger: oh Eric! come over here! i was looking for you in your den!
Stranger: arent you eric? hmm
You: AHHH!!! TALKING PRAYING MANTIS!!!!
You: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Stranger: noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stranger: its my only wEAK POINT!
Stranger: mudkipz, i might like them
Stranger: whats its ingredients?
You: didn't you ever go to school?
Stranger: no, i only graduated from university
You: so that's why u don't know teh pokemans
Stranger: i know pokemons but not the new generation
Stranger: the good old pikachu and bulbasar or charmender and such
Stranger: i was too old for them
You: mudkipz are from Ruby and Saphire!!!
You have disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: AKLFJ;ALSFHD;KSJ FHKL;HLAKRJTBHNLKFJDG
You: YOU WERE BORN IN PAKISTAN!
Stranger: born in pakistan
You: YOU BOMBED MY TOWERS
You: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
You: YOUR UNCLE ACHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHMED DID
Stranger: well i feel sorry for you and ur mum but do you think im responsible just because i was born and raised in pakistan
Stranger: can u explain it
You: nah, I'm just kidding, I'm just really really bored
You: sorry if i offended you :?
You: hey you should text me (319)***-****
Stranger: and why i would do that
You: and I'm short on towels
Stranger: i think you are really bored
You: I'm really not racist
Stranger: okok no problem
You: don't call that number, I don't know who it is :/
Stranger: offcourse i wont
You: I'm gonna go masturbate, I'll ttyl
Stranger: are you really 16 year old
You: this is how I have fun
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: and by the way i love america
Stranger: and president obama
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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The sad part is that after I talk to someone and have a long-ish conversation with them, I get attached and feel bad for disconnecting
