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Friday, June 26, 2009

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Kensai?
Stranger: What the fuck?
You: you just lost the game.
Stranger: You're a fucking ugly b*tch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
You: oh, UG!
Stranger: I have to return some video tapes
You: ok
You: love you!
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hay sexy
Stranger: yes
You: are you sexy?
Stranger: I surrender
Stranger: you win
You: yay
You: are you by chance Kensai?
Stranger: elaborate
You: .....
You: UG?
Stranger: elaborate
You: ....
You: do you play guitar?
Stranger: no
You: hhmmm
You: are you familiar with Pits?
You: Particularly Deep, Dark, Perverted ones?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Kensai?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hmmmm
Stranger: how r ya?
You: hmmmmmm
Stranger: what?
You: hmmmmm
Stranger: fuck u
You: oohhh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
Stranger: hi :D
Stranger: how are you
You: are you my mother?
Stranger: no i dont have the special organs to be a mother even if i want to
You: are you my dog?
Stranger: i dont have that much fur!
Stranger: and saliva
Stranger: and i know how to use the toilet
You: are you my fish?
Stranger: i cant breath in water
You: he knows how to use a toilet......
Stranger: he drinks from the toilet
You: I know! You're my giant hairless South Malaysian Praying Mantis!!!
You: George, I Missed you!!
You: GIVE ME A HUG!!
Stranger: oh Eric! come over here! i was looking for you in your den!
You: I'm not Eric.......
Stranger: arent you eric? hmm
You: AHHH!!! TALKING PRAYING MANTIS!!!!
You: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Stranger: noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stranger: its my only wEAK POINT!
You: do u leik mudkipz?
Stranger: mudkipz, i might like them
Stranger: im not sure
Stranger: whats its ingredients?
You: *facepalm*
You: didn't you ever go to school?
Stranger: no, i only graduated from university
You: so that's why u don't know teh pokemans
You: :/
Stranger: i know pokemons but not the new generation
Stranger: the good old pikachu and bulbasar or charmender and such
Stranger: i was too old for them :(
You: mudkipz are from Ruby and Saphire!!!
You: AHHHH!!!!!
You have disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Age Sex Location?
Stranger: u first
You: 16/f/iowa
Stranger: 20/m/pk
You: pk?
Stranger: pakistan
You: OMG TERRORIST!!!!!
Stranger: haha
You: YOU KILLED MY MOM
You: AKLFJ;ALSFHD;KSJ FHKL;HLAKRJTBHNLKFJDG
Stranger: excuse me
You: SILENCE!
You: I KILL YOU!
Stranger: for what
Stranger: what did i do
You: YOU WERE BORN IN PAKISTAN!
Stranger: yes i was
Stranger: born in pakistan
You: YOU BOMBED MY TOWERS
You: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: no i did not
You: YES YOU DID
You: YOUR UNCLE ACHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHMED DID
Stranger: well i feel sorry for you and ur mum but do you think im responsible just because i was born and raised in pakistan
You: yes.
Stranger: can u explain it
You: nah, I'm just kidding, I'm just really really bored
You: sorry if i offended you :?
You: :/
Stranger: whatever
You: hey you should text me (319)***-****
Stranger: and why i would do that
You: because I love you
You: and I'm short on towels
Stranger: i think you are really bored
You: yeah....
You: I'm really not racist
You: I really am bored
Stranger: okok no problem
You: don't call that number, I don't know who it is :/
You: haha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: offcourse i wont
You: aight, thanks
You: haha
You: I'm gonna go masturbate, I'll ttyl
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wait a minute
You: ok?
Stranger: are you really 16 year old
You: nah
You: I'm a guy, too
Stranger: haha
You: this is how I have fun
You: haha
Stranger: how old are you
You: 13
Stranger: ok go on
Stranger: masterbate
You: i wiil
Stranger: bye bye
You: peace
Stranger: yes
Stranger: peace
Stranger: and by the way i love america
You: me too ^_^
Stranger: and president obama
Stranger: bye bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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The sad part is that after I talk to someone and have a long-ish conversation with them, I get attached and feel bad for disconnecting



6:02 pm - 4 comments - 2 Kudos
Sunday, February 24, 2008

possibly my longest post ever...

so it all started when i read the 'in my pants game' thread.

See, the point of the game is name some songs and then afterwards add 'in my pants'

I JUST COULDNT HOLD IT IN!!! so, this is how my reply was:


sorry, couldnt find my other post

whole lotta rosie in my pants - AC/DC
TNT in my pants- AC/DC
One in my pants-Metallica
yellow submarine in my pants- Beatles
Space oddity in my pants- David bowie
Beth In my pants- KISS
I dont wanna stop in my pants- Ozzy
Iron Man in my pants- Black Sabbath
No more tears in my pants- Ozzy
and justice for all in my pants-Metallica
Sweet pain in my pants- KISS
Dr Love in my pants- KISS
DR feelgood- motley crue
Girls Girls Girls in my pants- Motley Crue
Fits like a glove in my pants- KISS
Creatures of the night in my pants-KISS
Girls in my pants-Beastie Boys
Spam in my pants- Beastie Boys
Milk and cereal in my pants- Buckwheat boys
Ice cream and cake in my pants- Buckwheat Boys
Sweet child o mine in my pants- GNR
Paradise City-GNR
Papercut in my pants-Linkin Park
Only Women bleed in my pants-Alice Cooper
Poison in my pants-Alice cooper
Nothin but a good time in my pants- Poison
What I've done in my pants- Linkin Park
Home Sweet home in my pants- Motley Crue
Smells like teen spirit in my pants-Nirvana
Come as you are in my pants- Nirvana
In bloom in my pants- Nirvana
Lake of Fire in my pants- Nirvana
War pigs in my pants- Ozzy
Mr Crowley in my pants- Ozzy
Lay it down in my pants- Ratt
Hot for teacher in my pants-Van Halen
I wanna rock in my pants- Twisted sister
come on feel the noize in my pants- Quiet Riot
Rock Bottom in my pants- KISS
I've had enough in my pants-KISS
Ballroom blitz in my pants-Krokus, Sweet, others
Hair of the dog in my pants- Nazereth
Rocket in my pants-Def Leppard
Pyromania in my pants- Def Leppard
Hysteria in my pants-Def Leppard
Burn bitch burn in my pants- KISS
Mainline in my pants-KISS
I've had enough in my pants-KISS
Mr Brownstone in my pants- GNR
Beggar's day in my pants-Nazereth
Black Sabbath in my pants-Black Sabbath
Black dog in my pants- Led Zeppelin
The Ocean in my pants-Led Zeppelin


I think I'm done for today :)






8:51 pm - 0 comments - 0 Kudos