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0GibsonLesPaul0 (1)
Monday, March 09, 2009

CHUCK NORRIS

Current mood: tired

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GIVE  ALL OF YOUR CHUCK NORRIS JOKES.
 
ALL I GOT:
 
WHENEVER CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZES, THERE'S A HURRICANE IN THE TROPICS
 
CHUCK NORRIS BRUSHES HIS TEETH WITH BLEACH AND A JACK HAMMER
 
TELL ME YOURS
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0GibsonLesPaul0 wrote on Mar 13th, 2009 12:49pm

1. chuck norris doesn't need a weapon.... he is one.

2. when chuck norris goes up while doing push-ups, he doesn't go up... the eath goes down. (wat a fatty :p:)

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gerardk wrote on Apr 20th, 2009 5:46pm

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

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