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CHUCK NORRISCurrent mood: tired Views: 21 Comments: 2
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GIVE ALL OF YOUR CHUCK NORRIS JOKES.
ALL I GOT:
WHENEVER CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZES, THERE'S A HURRICANE IN THE TROPICS
CHUCK NORRIS BRUSHES HIS TEETH WITH BLEACH AND A JACK HAMMER
TELL ME YOURS
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1:58 pm - 2 comments - 1 Kudos - Report!
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0GibsonLesPaul0
wrote on Mar 13th, 2009 12:49pm
1. chuck norris doesn't need a weapon.... he is one.
2. when chuck norris goes up while doing push-ups, he doesn't go up... the eath goes down. (wat a fatty   quote
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gerardk
wrote on Apr 20th, 2009 5:46pm
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" quote
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