This is just a poem i wrote not that long ago. I think it's okayy, but i'm not 100% on the ending anyway
Quiet Follower The dim Autumn light shone on the glistening dew As the birds flitted between branches She ran through the trees Unaware of the quiet follower. She kicked up the dead leaves Showering herself with them As she looked into the greying sky. She sang as she ran Unaware of the quiet follower. A single red strand caught on a twig Unravelling her scarf from her neck The quiet follower caught the scent And continued on all fours His white coat moving ghostly between the think black trunks. A twig cracks. She turns suddenly aware of her quiet follower She kneels, one hand outstretched. The follower advances, looking into her eyes. She straps a blue leather bind of conformity around his neck. They leave together, not as Cat and Mouse, But as friends.
Alright I'm going to upload quite a lot of pictures but it's down to you guys to pick which 4 stay
Basically i'm taking a vote.
So, if you like the picture, and you'd like me to keep it simply leave a comment on it. It can say whatever you like, but if it's commmented on, then it will be seen as a vote to keep it. When i think i have enough votes/can't be assed anymore, i'll call the vote to a close. The FOUR pictures with the most comments will be kept, and the rest deleted. There are however, some rules
RULES. 1. You can only vote once per picture; anymore than once wil be deleted and not counted. 2. You can only vote on NINE of the pictures to stay 3. I welcome critisism. 4. The poll only continues through all pictures UP UNTIL this one
Step 1: Put your music player on random. Step 2: Post the first line from the first 35 songs that play, no matter how embarassing. Step 3: Have people guess what songs they are. Step 4: Change the colour of whichever songs are guessed. Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating!
(white means it's been guessed) 1. Make a wish, make it hurt 2. With the lights out it's a little less dangerous 3. Everybody wants to burn in hell, but everybody's got a soul to sell. 4. Smiles and her laughter are the only thing i've been waiting for 5. I walk a lonely road the only one that i have ever known 6. Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one i got 7. These chicks don't even know the name of my band. 8. I, I am confused fighting myself 9. I've paid my dues, time after time 10. I'll sing it one last time for you, then we really have to go 11. Brown eyes, lungs are filled up with smoke 12. I wake up everyday is a day dream 13. Needs to be a revolution 14. I wish i could sleep 15. Stranded in this spooky town 16. All aboard hit the road, all the bullshit can't be ignored. 17. Nice legs, Daisy Dukes, make the man go *wolfwhistle* 18. I'm back in Liverpool and everything seems the same 19. In this farewell, theres no blood 20. Your golden skies feed my role 21. Made the toast, bought the eggs never gotthe hang of them 22. And the little boy started into the eyes of the night 23. Listen to the wind blow, watch the sun rise. 24. Just talk yourself up and tear yourself down 25. Du, du hast, du hast mich. (Pretty obvious) 26. An everlasting cigarette that's all you want 27. On the corner of Main Street, just tryin'a keep it in line. 28. Oh the shark has pearly teeth dear. 29. Fading, falling lost in forever 30. This was never the way i planned 31. When our time is up when our lives are done 32. Im in conniptions for the final act you came here for 33. I am outside and i've been waiting for the sun 34.Tequila's made m stupid, the grass has made me stupid success has made me stupid 35. Just because he loves you too He would never take a bullet for you Don’t believe a word he says He would never cut his heart out for you
i put a verse in for the last one, because nobody will get it
1. Molesting a ginger midget.
2. Seductively stalking online "gentleman friends"
3. Her inability to skip
4. Riding rambunctiously through the castle centre on the transport of the elderly, poor and students - a bicycle.
5. Nearly carrying out the execution of a doddering male OAP in the process.
6. Attemping to seduce an older [ENGLISH] boy whilst occupant in a children's park.
7. Fancying David Blair
8. Failing Physics three years in a row - Deliberately
9. Weaving a web of trickery and fictional events to unleash upon the unwitting, naive victim of: Scott Wotton
10. The bone-crushing muscles that reside in her arms and have earned her the slightly degenerate nickname; "TANK"
From Sarah
1. Getting a ginger midget bucked.
2. Partaking in the rebellious CastleMall cycling Act of 2008.
3. Laughing and NOT HELPING with the Tony Floyd incident.
4. Failing at taking pictures of the hot guy in Game.
5. Allowing me to fall off a slide.
6. Dying at the bottom of said slide.
7. Reminding me i went out with Gareth.
8. Going out with Jack Dempster.
9. Fancying Gareth Houston.
10. Meeting internet people (Dispite them being epic)
11. Drawing a bee cowboy.
12.Being a Walnut Whip.
*insert crudely drawn picture of Alice with stubs for hands and balls for feet.*
About 60 from Gavin
1. Raping Brandon in this own house.
2. Making 'shit' puns when Mark stepped in dog crap.
3. Nearly getting Andy Megahy expelled.
4. Making fun of chavs through hilarious commentary on the way home from school one day
5. Getting drunk with older men.
6. Falling off a small pink scooter, breaking her Wombats CD case.
7. Learning a guitar song on piano.
8. Doing a drive-by with a gay, in her estate, the whole estate.
9. Taking part in a clothed Orgy.
10. Inviting an older emo to her house, making him order Pizza, after they'd just consumed some, then only eating one slice.
11. Getting put in a phone box with many men.
12. Witnessing the purchase and consuming LUBE.
13. Kissing a guy with a green, bent penicle.
14. Kissing the population Most of Belfast.
15.Naming the rainbow.
16. Being CAUGHT ON CAMERA Raping Mr. Hamilton.
17. Invitng people into town, THEN NOT SHOWING UP.
18.Creating a bebo band called 'Ben's Baps'
19. Getting DipDab all over the shop floor.
20. Being a founding member of the Loner club in the pirate ship at Junction One.
21. Getting caught with Mister Hamilton and Miss McBride in the disabled toilets outside French.
22.Having Daniel Gillmore's brother WANT IN YOU.
23. Persuading Gavin to come out to her mother before his own.
24. Persuading Gavin to tell said mother that he loved her.
25. Making a ginger midget ERECT.
26. Beating Lorra with a Butter Paddle.
27. Failing at Guitar Hero despite being a musician.
28. Loosing a water fight at her own home.
29. Having a sister who listens to Avril Lavigne.
30.Shamelessly watching Pokoyo.
31. Having Stephen lick her sisters Goldfish, which died 5 months later.
32. Stalking Gavin's potential boyfriends.
33. Carrying a fat, unconscious girl out of a raging mosh pit at
Kerrang! during Bring Me The Horizon, dumping her at the bar, and
continuing to mosh.
34. Calling Mr Byrne 'Inspirational'.
35. Fondling a ginger midget in a children's park on St. Patricks Day 2009.
36. Having Lorra aid her escape from her German Orals and hide from Mr. Byrne.
37. Shamelessly keeping an MSI shirt that Jordan McCaughey FOUND at Kerrang 09.
38. Calling Oli Sykes hot.
39. Walking in time to the Pink Panther theme tune with 3 others at night.
40. Writing on leaves, then writing 'me' on her hand.
41. Being impregnated by her gay best friend, Gavin Ward (according to her mother)
42. Being scene.
43. Wearing too many "Jingly Janglys" (In the gospel according to Finlay)
44. Learning dutch because she has a friend from Holland.
45. Writing "Mark Evans is a good buck" on the Barracks wall.
46. Eating in far too many pictures.
47. Being a founding member of the 'Paramorons'.
48. Having to change 'Paramoron' to 'Paramorians' to due the possible offense by paratroopers.
49. Being a founding member of a religion that disallows Rihanna songs.
50.Writing "Liam Hind is a good buck" under the zipline, even though he's bent and Green.
51 Telling Matthew that Gavin thought "she'd droped her standards" After telling Gavin she thought Matthew was rather hot.
52. Knowing every ASBO in antrim, and being able to speak their language.
53. Walking to the top of the 'cake' with Mr. Ward for no reason, while
Michael Moore slabbered to stonned Chavs, who called him a gimp.
54. Writing 'Ru' on her hand obsessively for a week.
55. Having a HATE LIST in which people, she doesn't even know are listed.
56. Having the ASBOest email address EVER.
57. Getting DTs for slabbering to English Cat-folk's sister.
58. Getting a DT for being late, and BEING LATE to that detention.
59. Watching Children's t'v shows, Online.
60. Getting a detention for squirting Darryl Mirza in the head, in the middle of History class, with a small pink water pistol.
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A grilled ham and cheese sandwich, in a cast iron frying panThe ham and cheese sandwich is a common type of sandwich. It is made by putting cheese and sliced ham between two slices of bread.[1] The bread is sometimes buttered and toasted. Vegetables like lettuce, tomato, onion or pickle slices can also be included. Various kinds of mustard or/and mayonnaise are also common.
Sliced bread, pre-sliced cheese, and pre-sliced cooked ham are very readily available in western supermarkets and as a result ham and cheese sandwiches are extremely quick and easy to prepare. They are a common component of a brown bag lunch (a lunch prepared in the morning, taken to school or work, and kept until lunchtime without refrigeration. This is reasonably safe, although without refrigeration, ham and cheese sandwiches will eventually spoil).
Big Brother 2009 has got to be the most racial diverse big brother of all time. From a Brazilian, to a serj tankian look-a-like to a Ex-Russian Boxer called Angel. Yeah, sure, fair enough, Channel 4 are trying to show they're not racist. After the three or four occurences with Jade Goody and that blonde one in BB7 being extremely racist, they want to redeem their reputation as being Racially Accepting. But really. Out of the 16 housemates, i don't think anyone of them is white and british, without having plastic boobs or a nice ass. I'm not meanning to be racist myself, but it is a British show, and you think there should be more of them. Infact, here; There's a link to the main site for BB10. to make things even more ridiculious, this year, the people in the house had to EARN their housemate status. For example, for two people, to become housemates, they had to legally change their names to Halfwit and Dogface. *facepalm* How ridiculious. Rodrigo, the brazilian, also had to shave off his eyebrows, and Noirin, from Dublin, has to keep drawing a pair of glasses on her face in permanent marker for the duration she is in the house. Marcus; the man that is the exact image of Wolverine. Last, and least, is Siovash. Who's real name Is Mark.
Ugh. Can you see why i hate this show? But, on the plus side, the diverse range of 'characters' in this years house means they have to drop their sterotypes. In that house, different cultures are coming together. People have to talk to the people they would usually avoid. That is the beauty of Big Brother; it crushes sterotypes and creates bonds in society.But, personally, the only reason i watch it, is because 1. It's on everynight; something to watch. 2. You can drop in and out of it, without fear of 'missing' something. 3. I like to laugh at the stupid ones.
Once upon a time, Alice ate a pickle and pineapple sammich. BUT THENthe seeds from the pickle/pineapple sexed and made a picklapple monster. The next day, Alice awoke to find herself face to face with this mysterious pickapple monster. "I pissed in your bed"it said. she jumped up and fireballed it through a wall. It exploded into skittles and jelly babies and killed a dragon. "Ima firing mah laser!"
Then, in an act of vengence, the dinosaurs gay life partner flew into the castle of comical doom, and so the dinosaur made a deal with God to teach the most lesbian wizard alive the meaning of Christmas. So the lesbianwizard £ God flew with the dragon to the Greek Island of Lesbos, to meet all the Lesbians. When they arrived, the lesbians lit a fire and danced naked around it, and one of them fucked a pig up the ass with a dildo. Then, Fred Flintstone killed Shia LeBoeuf. Unfortunately, Lora was visiting her "heritage" and she was also in Lesbos. She saw the fire and sensed trouble. She called the two most awesomest people ever; Alice and Mark. She knew they could help because they both had amazing super powers. Alice could fly, regerate, fire hands and invisibility. Mark could run extremely fast, transport/stop time, and strength. Also, his moose joose contained the meaning of life. Alice flew to the scene, and rescued Barry the GayDino, God and the lesbian wizard, but left Jesus. Then the sun died, with cancer. Also a giant man fell from the sky. He was called Jon. He married Barry the gay dinosaur and opened a baby down the bum. Alice&Mark then flew/transported to the Lesbians. The epic battle of LesbianKillers Vs. Heroes began...
Day One: Everybody lost. Jesus was the only survivor. The world was sucked into a black hole, and the only person who understoon the problem and could have fixed it was Stephen Hawking, but he wouldn't get his lazy arse out of the wheelchair.
Day Two: Woke up and tied shoelaces. Put on ninja suit and ran about town with a minigun. The baby is very nice. I like chocolate. And fire. Love Barry the Gay Dinosaur xxx
Day Three in the Big Brother House. Mario and Pacman are smoking in the smoking area: Mario: "I don't know whatsa going on!" Pacman: "Wakka wakka wakka wakka, om nom nom" Mario: "EXACTLY!" They both left. Alice and Mark are the only remaining housemates. Who wins, you decide. For Alice to win, call 08001122 and add 16. For Mark to win, call 08001122 and add 14.
Eviction Night: The votes are tied, because no-one voted for either of them "You are live on television. Please do not swear!" "Fuck this shit!" Said Alice. She & Mark ran from the house and lived with Barry and Jon in the bakery of love. Gay love.
Mark went to space looking for more cereal because the credit crunch had ran out. The lesbian wizard pulled out his wand and a white flash busted Barry and Jon up the chimney. They liked it. But Barry the gaydinosaur died because the 3 had ran out of paper. The funeral will be held next Wednesday at Bairds of Antrim. The mysterious 3 will not be attending, as they have rubber ducks to massacre.
Today, in Northern Ireland, it is hotter than it is in Ibiza. Now If you ask me That's pretty fucking impressive, considering our weather forcast is 67% likely to be bad weather every week.
So, i've been out in the sun all week. I'm extremely tanned, and i've had a water fight every day this week. We stil have 600 water balloons left, , so i'm expecting more.
On Saturday, my 8 year old brother fell off the garage roof. What an idiot He could've died apparently, but all that happened to him was that he banged his head, had a little concussion and hurt his knee a little.
Lucky bastard.
Well, i'm off to sun myself in the back garden I must say, i'm starting to warm to Climate Change..
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