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sexxyemopunk13 (2)
Saturday, October 17, 2009

Value of my hair

Current mood: Fuck You

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Alot of people have asked me how much money it would take for me to cut off my hair, so Im gonna figure this out:idea:.  First off, Hair grows 24/7 and therefore should be paid for by the hour.  I'm gonna appraise my hair at $100 an hour because Thats the lowest I'm comfortable going.  Also, my last cut was on february 15, 2007.  Also, factor in the time it will take me to regrow my hair. And Im assuming the cut would be a buzz just to make this easy.
 I WILL NOT give it to lock of love becuase of the reasons posted in my other blog (will be up shortly after this one)
 
 Now for the math:
 
thats 2 years so, 365x2=730.  Actually 731 ('08 was leap year). 731+226days since feb. '09 = 957.
 
thats this many hours
957x24=22968;
 
and this much money
22968x100=2296800
 
now factor in the about 4 in. (8 mo.) of hair I had after the cut
so about 240x24x100=$576000
 
so, a grand total of $2872800
 
double that for the time it would take me to regrow it (same amount of time as it took the forst time)
 
$5,745,600 is the minimum to where I'd think about cutting my hair
 
and just remember, that is on October 17, 2009.  This price goes up 2400...
 
...wait no, 4800 (because of the day I grew it, and the extra day it will take me to grow it out a second time) each day:finger: so you better get to payin me;)

 
 
peace
 
 
 
 
EDIT:
fuck it, I'm just kidding
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I wouldn't cut it for billions (my identity is more important than any ammount of money whatsoever)
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soloXshredder wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 4:04pm

LOL!! that hilarious dude, i have long hair so no thanks, maybe not as nice as urs tho, how do u get it that way?

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Aerokizzombiea wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 4:15pm

soloXshredder wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 at 10:04am :
LOL!! that hilarious dude, i have long hair so no thanks, maybe not as nice as urs tho, how do u get it that way?
not that hard, just dont cut it, use conditioner every day, use shampoo like once every 4 days, dont dye it, dont straighten or curl or anything else to it... and you get healthy, awesome hair.

also, that no joke, and Id probably not cut it for that 6 mil anyways.

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soloXshredder wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 5:34pm

wont it get greasy if u dont shampoo every day or at least every 2 days?

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Aerokizzombiea wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 5:39pm

no, only if you sweat alot, or if your head produces more oil than mine. I used to sweat when I slept and had to shampoo every like 2 days, then I turned my fan on at night and now I can just skip a shower or two and you can barely tell.

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soloXshredder wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 5:41pm

well its very hot here sooooooooo........
thanks anyway dude, ill try to follow that advice man, thanks again

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AU79 XY wrote on Dec 21st, 2009 7:02pm

Your hair is more important than ensuring financial stability for all your family for years to come?

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Aerokizzombiea wrote on Dec 30th, 2009 4:03am

yup (to au79)

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sexxyemopunk13 wrote on Jun 10th, 2010 2:46am

lol wow :)

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Raven Wilde wrote on Apr 2nd, 2011 2:59am

ROFLMAO!!
YOU ARE A TRIP!!!
Fuckin hair math LMAO!!
I wouldnt cut mine either....

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