Alot of people have asked me how much money it would take for me to cut off my hair, so Im gonna figure this out. First off, Hair grows 24/7 and therefore should be paid for by the hour. I'm gonna appraise my hair at $100 an hour because Thats the lowest I'm comfortable going. Also, my last cut was on february 15, 2007. Also, factor in the time it will take me to regrow my hair. And Im assuming the cut would be a buzz just to make this easy. I WILL NOT give it to lock of love becuase of the reasons posted in my other blog (will be up shortly after this one)
Now for the math:
thats 2 years so, 365x2=730. Actually 731 ('08 was leap year). 731+226days since feb. '09 = 957.
thats this many hours 957x24=22968;
and this much money 22968x100=2296800
now factor in the about 4 in. (8 mo.) of hair I had after the cut so about 240x24x100=$576000
so, a grand total of $2872800
double that for the time it would take me to regrow it (same amount of time as it took the forst time)
$5,745,600 is the minimum to where I'd think about cutting my hair
and just remember, that is on October 17, 2009. This price goes up 2400...
...wait no, 4800 (because of the day I grew it, and the extra day it will take me to grow it out a second time) each day so you better get to payin me
fuck it, I'm just kidding
I wouldn't cut it for billions (my identity is more important than any ammount of money whatsoever)
no, only if you sweat alot, or if your head produces more oil than mine. I used to sweat when I slept and had to shampoo every like 2 days, then I turned my fan on at night and now I can just skip a shower or two and you can barely tell.