I WILL NOT give it to lock of love becuase they only use about 3% of the hair they get for free wigs, which they will ONLY give to girls. The other 97% of hair is either thrown away... or... SOLD! Yes, Locks Of Love SELLS most of what they get, they dont give it out for free. The biggest reason for this is that they get alot of hair, and almost no money donations. So basically they get the hair, and then dont get the money to make that hair into wigs, so they sell most of the hair because making a wig is expensive and hair sells cheap. so it takes selling more than one head of hair to make one head of hair.
Aside from that, I grew the hair and I am going to enjoy it. If you think that makes me selfish, then why dont you grow out your hair and give it to them... Or better yet, dont complain to me about having my hair and go give them some money
So, If any of you short haired fucks still think I should donate it, then Ill make you a deal, you give them enough money so that they dont have to sell ANY of the hair they have now, plus what it would take to make my hair into a wig, PLUS pay me what I described in my other blog for my hair, and you have a deal
also, Im not against donating my money to locks of love (oh, wait yes I am. I will give them money as soon as they give a guy a wig)
Alot of people have asked me how much money it would take for me to cut off my hair, so Im gonna figure this out. First off, Hair grows 24/7 and therefore should be paid for by the hour. I'm gonna appraise my hair at $100 an hour because Thats the lowest I'm comfortable going. Also, my last cut was on february 15, 2007. Also, factor in the time it will take me to regrow my hair. And Im assuming the cut would be a buzz just to make this easy. I WILL NOT give it to lock of love becuase of the reasons posted in my other blog (will be up shortly after this one)
Now for the math:
thats 2 years so, 365x2=730. Actually 731 ('08 was leap year). 731+226days since feb. '09 = 957.
thats this many hours 957x24=22968;
and this much money 22968x100=2296800
now factor in the about 4 in. (8 mo.) of hair I had after the cut so about 240x24x100=$576000
so, a grand total of $2872800
double that for the time it would take me to regrow it (same amount of time as it took the forst time)
$5,745,600 is the minimum to where I'd think about cutting my hair
and just remember, that is on October 17, 2009. This price goes up 2400...
...wait no, 4800 (because of the day I grew it, and the extra day it will take me to grow it out a second time) each day so you better get to payin me
fuck it, I'm just kidding
I wouldn't cut it for billions (my identity is more important than any ammount of money whatsoever)
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