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Saturday, May 09, 2009

So, I nearly got raped today.

Current mood: calm

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Comments: 22
Actually, I'm probably exaggerating. He was pretty nice.

I was just walking through the city, minding my own fabulous business, when this African guy stops me and puts his arm around me. Cool, whatever.

So he's like, "How are you?" and I'm like, "I'm good, thanks. :) You?"

In response, he puts BOTH his arms around me. Not in a "Free hugs" kind of way. More like a "Hey, let's have sex" kind of way. And we stay like that for 1o seconds. Then 20. Then 30.

Eventually, I get a bit freaked out and start laughing nervously. He puts his face close to mine and starts gazing into my eyes, looking like he's going to kiss me. At this point, I tell him that I should probably go meet my dad, (who is behind him). The guy looks a bit freaked out at the mention of my father.

So I walk away.

But he follows. And then he takes my hand. And then he raises it to his mouth and kisses it.

AND THEN HE STARTS TRYING TO LEAD ME AWAY AWAY FROM THE CROWD DOWN AN EMPTY STREET. LIKE, WTF.

But I got away, because I'm cool like that.
9:07 pm - 22 comments - 3 Kudos - Report!
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carolzinhaty wrote on May 9th, 2009 12:05pm

omg.. you take care girl...
thank god you got away!!!!

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Eradicated wrote on May 10th, 2009 11:13am

Poor dear
I'm glad you're alright

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gogreenguitar wrote on May 15th, 2009 11:48pm

holy cow thats creepy maybe he mistaked u 4 his girlfriend or something then Id feel bad for him.

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Mix Master wrote on May 17th, 2009 4:08am

Crazy!
Hope you stay safe.

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x_thurston_x wrote on May 18th, 2009 7:54am

Sorry about that... I thought we were cool like that.

Guess not :(

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MASTER JiMMY wrote on May 21st, 2009 5:59pm

You're lucky. In Africa women can get killed for showing that kind of disrespect.

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dethead666 wrote on May 24th, 2009 9:38am

Haha if that'd been me you wouldn't have resisted my charm <.< >.>

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Abunai Xa wrote on May 25th, 2009 6:06am

dethead666 wrote on May 24th, 2009 at 7:38pm :


Haha if that'd been me you wouldn't have resisted my charm <.< >.>


*shudder*

:p

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gavz_verdikt wrote on May 26th, 2009 10:54am

If I were you, I would have freaked out.

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TiptonPhantom wrote on May 28th, 2009 12:15am

Mole Rat repellant, always comes in handy when traversing the wastelands!

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BassGoddess wrote on May 30th, 2009 6:47pm

Woah..lucky you, girl.

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huevos wrote on Jul 11th, 2009 4:37am

TiptonPhantom wrote on May 27th, 2009 at 4:15pm :
Mole Rat repellant, always comes in handy when traversing the wastelands!


Peoples heads exploding is murder. I know that black people and mole rats have a lot of apparent similarities, but this is still a civilized society.
Your murderous, anti-black operations will have to wait.

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seven_avenged wrote on Jul 11th, 2009 9:30am

=O wow, im glad your ok!! but look on the brightside, atleast he thought your were cute XD, seriously though, thats crazy. if a man tryed to rape me...that would just be plain out gay, seriously.

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vinc3nt wrote on Jul 12th, 2009 2:32pm

You serious? Thats br00tal stuff. Good thing you bailed.

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swaggerman wrote on Jul 19th, 2009 2:23am

shoulda beat the shit outa him

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20cdndollars wrote on Aug 10th, 2009 6:07am

Wow. Beastiality is becoming a lot more civilized.

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p o e wrote on Sep 29th, 2009 1:41am

He was probably high as a kite. I do shit like this to people i KNOW if i'm really high... He could've been on some sort of hallucinogenic, i know a lot of folks that get weird like that on shrooms and acid and such.

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Julz127 wrote on Oct 14th, 2009 8:40am

"I nearly got raped today... Actually he was pretty nice"

lol

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Chokenhold wrote on Oct 27th, 2009 3:25pm

Scary stuff..

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Waff wrote on Nov 21st, 2009 9:47pm

You get a kudo for making me laugh.

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Primus2112 wrote on May 31st, 2010 5:37am

I saw you lurked me so I was gonna lurk back, then I saw this.

He gave a you a sexual hug, then tried to lead you away from the crowd.




ಠ_ಠ

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Mainer wrote on Jul 13th, 2011 5:19am

Well one sharp kick to the tallywacker would get the festivities started

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