Actually, I'm probably exaggerating. He was pretty nice.
I was just walking through the city, minding my own fabulous business, when this African guy stops me and puts his arm around me. Cool, whatever.
So he's like, "How are you?" and I'm like, "I'm good, thanks.
In response, he puts BOTH his arms around me. Not in a "Free hugs" kind of way. More like a "Hey, let's have sex" kind of way. And we stay like that for 1o seconds. Then 20. Then 30.
Eventually, I get a bit freaked out and start laughing nervously. He puts his face close to mine and starts gazing into my eyes, looking like he's going to kiss me. At this point, I tell him that I should probably go meet my dad, (who is behind him). The guy looks a bit freaked out at the mention of my father.
So I walk away.
But he follows. And then he takes my hand. And then he raises it to his mouth and kisses it.
AND THEN HE STARTS TRYING TO LEAD ME AWAY AWAY FROM THE CROWD DOWN AN EMPTY STREET. LIKE, WTF.
But I got away, because I'm cool like that.