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Gender : Male

Birthday : January 1, 1975

Occupation : The Boss

Location : Winston Salem, North Carolina, United States

Forum posts: 153 (0.18 per day)

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About 5_Years_Dead
The "powers that be" from this particular website have deemed me to be wholly "inappropriate" and decided to censor me from all of you.

I invite all of you to read my posts and decide for yourself.

Let your voices be heard!

This place needs a GODDAMN ENEMA!

....now back to the story.

Born a poor black child in the Mississippi Delta where I learned guitar from Robert Johnson.

Overcame poverty and grew up to be a founding member of Motley Crue before finding God's plan for me and starting Nevada's first legal brothel.

Uprooted my family in 1967 to work for NASA and eventually lead the first manned mission to the moon (from behind the scenes).

In my spare time, I wrote or co-wrote many of todays most famous classic rock singles, including "Stairway to Heaven", "Hotel California", and "Freebird".

Took up skydiving in 1977 after a plane I was on began to fall from the sky over Gillsburg, Mississippi. I survived the fall by using a table cloth for a parachute.

These days, I'm just a lonely old soul that drinks to much Scotch, sleeps all day, and passes the time out by the fishin' dock.

I've lost most of my hearing, but I don't care much for what most people say, anyways.
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