14shadesofblue

Ok, so the Rain Forest is cool and stuff. But the coolest thing about it is all the crazy, spontaneous unprotected sex. There are animals fucking each other all over the place, there were like fifty males to one female AND the female was fat. How awesome is it that even a fat chick could get all that tail. Haha get it, tail, like lizards have. Speaking of lizards we saw some lizard sex, it wasn’t very kinky, I probably wouldn’t wack off to it. But the frogs….OH MAN THE FROGS. That was something I could take off my pants too. The weird thing is that there was absolutely NO movement what so ever. They stayed still, and the man was on the females back. Where did he put his dangle lang when the vagina is on the front. It didn’t look pleasurable at all, if I were a frog id be going crazy. I mean whats so good about just sitting there with it in her panooch.