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So in this thread, you can enter to write a song for Carmel. But with only a few spots, I was too late and couldn't enter. Here's my song anyways:

Sweet salutations, dear Batman Oops! I mean 'carmel' Pardon the mistake For I'm just a little mental I better say your name right Or I know you'll put up a fight Like hamster dung, you'd squash me Making me cry like kensai (when he gets banned) Squawking like a parakeet I tell you I'm worthy to be 'User Of The Week' But since I look like a mangled up frying pan I guess I'm just not the man I hope you like Clutch Since I bought you their CD I think it's called 'Slow Hole To China: Rare And Unreleased' I wasn't able to enter the contest But I'll always think that you're the best And it just so happens to be That I think you're the one for me